NWR- #2 pencil

The #2 pencil...

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!....You
don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School Usually she
slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me
Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Mary didn't stir fro m her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue
and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted M ary Margaret and the Nun once again said,'Very
good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had
her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

Sooo funny, I needed a pick me up! THANKS!!!

thats hysterical!

very cute!

That was great!

Very cute and funny!

very cute!

that was very good

that is hysterical!

Very cute!!

Kimbalina, you have me

My mind has been so overwhelmed with test prep, bubble sheets, and #2 pencils, I was wondering what this could be!!

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!

lol...i enjoyed that

Awwwww!

that's was really funny.