nwr- birthday theme

so ladies, as I am getting OLD and my 30th birthday is in april I wanted to have a party at my house. whats a fun theme that I can do?

I DONT WANT LUAU!

I was thinking christmas in july theme (where everyone dresses up in red and green and looks funny

or ugly sweater (tshirt) party

I know you ladies have some great ideas so help a sista out!

We throw a Bad Taste Party every summer. People dress up in bad taste, we decorate with cheap/ inappropriate items, and make cakes in the shape of obscene things :)

Soooo fuuuun!!!!