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FEMALE PRAYER


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,


One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,


One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.


I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.


Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.


Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'


I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.


This doesn't rhyme with anything and I don't give a ****.

Amen

Painted Floor

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....TIRED....a little tipsy maybe...
AND THEN HAVE TO VISIT THIS BATHROOM.... ????