NWR but really true
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
Prison -you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
Work - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
Prison -you get three meals a day fully paid for
Work - you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
Prison - you get time off for good behavior
Work - you get more work for good behavior
Prison -the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
Work- you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
Prison -you can watch TV and play games
Work - you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
Prison -you get your own toilet
Work - you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
Prison -they allow your family and friends to visit
Work - you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
Prison - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
Work - you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare
Prison -you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
Work - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
Prison -you must deal with sadistic wardens
Work- they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
Prison -you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
Work - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
Prison -you get three meals a day fully paid for
Work - you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
Prison - you get time off for good behavior
Work - you get more work for good behavior
Prison -the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
Work- you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
Prison -you can watch TV and play games
Work - you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
Prison -you get your own toilet
Work - you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
Prison -they allow your family and friends to visit
Work - you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
Prison - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
Work - you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare
Prison -you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
Work - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
Prison -you must deal with sadistic wardens
Work- they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
