NWR- Clinton v. Titantic
Students were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition
that they were nearly identical stories!
Titanic... $29.99
Clinton... $29.99
Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton ... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic... The story of *************, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton... Bill is a ******** artist.
Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton ... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton... Let's not go there.
Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton.. Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic.. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton... Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.
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One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition
that they were nearly identical stories!
Titanic... $29.99
Clinton... $29.99
Titanic... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton ... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic... The story of *************, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton... Bill is a ******** artist.
Titanic... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton ... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton... Let's not go there.
Titanic... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton.. Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic.. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton... Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.
