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Dear guy who I share office space with and who makes a lot of money from me since you are a vendor of mine,

What is your problem lately? What is UP YOUR ***? You used to be so friendly and actually MEANT IT when you said hello in the morning. Now you grunt 'hi,' but only if I say hi to you first. You lock your office doors the minute you get to work when you used to leave them open and joke around all day. I don't even like asking you when a project I'm paying you to do is going to done anymore because I don't want to get an attitude - for simply doing my job. And it's not my fault you didn't see the email I sent you last Tuesday asking you about a project I needed. I'm paying you - you could be a TEENY bit friendly, you know. Thanks for making my day even worse than before, jerkoff.

Signed,
your #1 customer

People who don't say hello in the morning and just grunt at me happens to be a pet peeve of mine as well!

People suck!

dear my boss -

i hate you, chris hates you, pranit hates you, marc hated you & left because of you....

we all hate you - you have NO CLUE what you are doing and micromanaging people does NOT work...it just makes.......wait for it......


PEOPLE HATE YOU!!!!

Signed -

me

Can I add one too,
Dear FMIL,
Why must you suggest something that's gonna totally change everything when your not helping us financially.
Please stop making my life more difficult, I have enough to worry about.
Sincerely,
Your annoyed and tired FDIL.

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Dear guy who I share office space with and who makes a lot of money from me since you are a vendor of mine,

What is your problem lately? What is UP YOUR ***? You used to be so friendly and actually MEANT IT when you said hello in the morning. Now you grunt 'hi,' but only if I say hi to you first. You lock your office doors the minute you get to work when you used to leave them open and joke around all day. I don't even like asking you when a project I'm paying you to do is going to done anymore because I don't want to get an attitude - for simply doing my job. And it's not my fault you didn't see the email I sent you last Tuesday asking you about a project I needed. I'm paying you - you could be a TEENY bit friendly, you know. Thanks for making my day even worse than before, jerkoff.

Signed,
your #1 customer

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Jenn...I'll kick his a s s for you!!!!!!!!!!!

Coleen, this guy is in a perpetually bad mood for the last 2 weeks. He used to be really nice. I think he's really unhappy with the work he's doing - he's been saying for months that he's going to close up shop and open a pizza parlor like he used to have. Friggin do it then, buddy. Stop taking it out on ME, when most of the money you make comes from MY COMPANY. I try to be nice. It's like I did something, and I know I didn't.

I feel better getting it out - thanks!!!

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Coleen, this guy is in a perpetually bad mood for the last 2 weeks. He used to be really nice. I think he's really unhappy with the work he's doing - he's been saying for months that he's going to close up shop and open a pizza parlor like he used to have. Friggin do it then, buddy. Stop taking it out on ME, when most of the money you make comes from MY COMPANY. I try to be nice. It's like I did something, and I know I didn't.

I feel better getting it out - thanks!!!

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I can't stand when people do that - its like, if you're that miserable - QUIT. I totally hear you.

I think a beer would make you feel better haha

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Posted by davenjess

dear my boss -

i hate you, chris hates you, pranit hates you, marc hated you & left because of you....

we all hate you - you have NO CLUE what you are doing and micromanaging people does NOT work...it just makes.......wait for it......


PEOPLE HATE YOU!!!!

Signed -

me

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Jess, don't you wish you could just tell him that???

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Posted by Mrs.D08

Can I add one too,
Dear FMIL,
Why must you suggest something that's gonna totally change everything when your not helping us financially.
Please stop making my life more difficult, I have enough to worry about.
Sincerely,
Your annoyed and tired FDIL.

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by davenjess

dear my boss -

i hate you, chris hates you, pranit hates you, marc hated you & left because of you....

we all hate you - you have NO CLUE what you are doing and micromanaging people does NOT work...it just makes.......wait for it......


PEOPLE HATE YOU!!!!

Signed -

me

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Jess, don't you wish you could just tell him that???

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OMG - yes....we live for making him look like an idiot to others!!!!!

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Coleen, this guy is in a perpetually bad mood for the last 2 weeks. He used to be really nice. I think he's really unhappy with the work he's doing - he's been saying for months that he's going to close up shop and open a pizza parlor like he used to have. Friggin do it then, buddy. Stop taking it out on ME, when most of the money you make comes from MY COMPANY. I try to be nice. It's like I did something, and I know I didn't.

I feel better getting it out - thanks!!!

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I can't stand when people do that - its like, if you're that miserable - QUIT. I totally hear you.

I think a beer would make you feel better haha

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As soon as I get home from the gym, I am totally having one. (That's bad, right???)

ughhhhhhhh what a jerk

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Coleen, this guy is in a perpetually bad mood for the last 2 weeks. He used to be really nice. I think he's really unhappy with the work he's doing - he's been saying for months that he's going to close up shop and open a pizza parlor like he used to have. Friggin do it then, buddy. Stop taking it out on ME, when most of the money you make comes from MY COMPANY. I try to be nice. It's like I did something, and I know I didn't.

I feel better getting it out - thanks!!!

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I can't stand when people do that - its like, if you're that miserable - QUIT. I totally hear you.

I think a beer would make you feel better haha

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As soon as I get home from the gym, I am totally having one. (That's bad, right???)

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Nahhh, atleast you're doing the gym first Although it might be funny for your fellow gym-goers to watch you on the treadmill after you throw a couple back!!!

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Coleen, this guy is in a perpetually bad mood for the last 2 weeks. He used to be really nice. I think he's really unhappy with the work he's doing - he's been saying for months that he's going to close up shop and open a pizza parlor like he used to have. Friggin do it then, buddy. Stop taking it out on ME, when most of the money you make comes from MY COMPANY. I try to be nice. It's like I did something, and I know I didn't.

I feel better getting it out - thanks!!!

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I can't stand when people do that - its like, if you're that miserable - QUIT. I totally hear you.

I think a beer would make you feel better haha

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As soon as I get home from the gym, I am totally having one. (That's bad, right???)

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Nahhh, atleast you're doing the gym first Although it might be funny for your fellow gym-goers to watch you on the treadmill after you throw a couple back!!!

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I think it would be even funnier to throw a few back WHILE I AM ON THE TREADMILL.

Dear Selfish People,

My goodness...It's not about you! Get over yourself.

Have a good day,
Thanks!

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Posted by mao0426

Dear Selfish People,

My goodness...It's not about you! Get over yourself.

Have a good day,
Thanks!

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Oh we all have a few of those in our lives, don't we?

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

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Posted by MrsHtobe

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Posted by JBoothIn2008

Coleen, this guy is in a perpetually bad mood for the last 2 weeks. He used to be really nice. I think he's really unhappy with the work he's doing - he's been saying for months that he's going to close up shop and open a pizza parlor like he used to have. Friggin do it then, buddy. Stop taking it out on ME, when most of the money you make comes from MY COMPANY. I try to be nice. It's like I did something, and I know I didn't.

I feel better getting it out - thanks!!!

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I can't stand when people do that - its like, if you're that miserable - QUIT. I totally hear you.

I think a beer would make you feel better haha

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As soon as I get home from the gym, I am totally having one. (That's bad, right???)

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Nahhh, atleast you're doing the gym first Although it might be funny for your fellow gym-goers to watch you on the treadmill after you throw a couple back!!!

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I think it would be even funnier to throw a few back WHILE I AM ON THE TREADMILL.

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this is like the 'official kiss my a$$ thread!!!

Dear Everyone who is above me at work

goooooooooo

aaaaaaa wwwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

sincerely,

you LIW hidden poster worker!!!

Dear Kimbalina (yes myself)

Stop paying for weight watchers and not doing what you are sopposed to!
1- get to the gym
2- eat the right food
3- stop making excuses!
4- drink your water

Signed,
11*08*08
Bride to Be
Kim