NWR: Dear next door neighbor

Could you please turn your bass down? This is not a nightclub. This is suburban Maryland on a Thursday night. I know you're in there playing some dumb video game or you have the worst taste in music EVER because it's the same notes over and over and OVER again. Here is a basic architecture tip: a townhouse is not the same as a regular house - your wall is MY wall too! You're distracting me from my LIW-ing. If you're too dumb to realize this, at least put something good on.

Sincerely,

Your nice little neighbor who always says hi to you even when you don't deserve it!

eeeek! we have that problem here in VA too...the two frat boys next door, the couple across the hall, and occasionally the little kids upstairs directly above us. maybe its a DC-metro thing. *sigh*

hope they calm down soon for you!

I am so sorry to hear that this is happening to you. I wish I could help you out somehow. Do you have any earmuffs for the time being? Talk to your neighbor tommorow about respecting neigbors.

Here are some hugs

~dancer and chef~
charlotte and michael

ok my turn to hijak:

dear yogi,

i know you think you are the best guard dog on earth but honesty you are a stupid tiny little dog, there is NO ONE THERE, and i am trying to watch the platinum weddings i DVRd so SHUT UP!!!

sincerely,

your annoyed upstairs neighbor

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Posted by LB and DC



ok my turn to hijak:

dear yogi,

i know you think you are the best guard dog on earth but honesty you are a stupid tiny little dog, there is NO ONE THERE, and i am trying to watch the platinum weddings i DVRd so SHUT UP!!!

sincerely,

your annoyed upstairs neighbor

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It must be a full moon or something! LB, can't you just have your big dog eat him?

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by LB and DC



ok my turn to hijak:

dear yogi,

i know you think you are the best guard dog on earth but honesty you are a stupid tiny little dog, there is NO ONE THERE, and i am trying to watch the platinum weddings i DVRd so SHUT UP!!!

sincerely,

your annoyed upstairs neighbor

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It must be a full moon or something! LB, can't you just have your big dog eat him?

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OMG I HAVE AN IDEA.....start blasting porn!!!!!! borrow it from someone or just buy it....can't be too expensive.... i would loveeee to hear the end result!!!!!

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Posted by DiamondPipa

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by LB and DC



ok my turn to hijak:

dear yogi,

i know you think you are the best guard dog on earth but honesty you are a stupid tiny little dog, there is NO ONE THERE, and i am trying to watch the platinum weddings i DVRd so SHUT UP!!!

sincerely,

your annoyed upstairs neighbor

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It must be a full moon or something! LB, can't you just have your big dog eat him?

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OMG I HAVE AN IDEA.....start blasting porn!!!!!! borrow it from someone or just buy it....can't be too expensive.... i would loveeee to hear the end result!!!!!

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LMFAO, funniest idea ever.

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Posted by Jess125483

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Posted by DiamondPipa

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Posted by cookiemonster

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Posted by LB and DC



ok my turn to hijak:

dear yogi,

i know you think you are the best guard dog on earth but honesty you are a stupid tiny little dog, there is NO ONE THERE, and i am trying to watch the platinum weddings i DVRd so SHUT UP!!!

sincerely,

your annoyed upstairs neighbor

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It must be a full moon or something! LB, can't you just have your big dog eat him?

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OMG I HAVE AN IDEA.....start blasting porn!!!!!! borrow it from someone or just buy it....can't be too expensive.... i would loveeee to hear the end result!!!!!

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LMFAO, funniest idea ever.

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lol, ok let me find FH's stash...

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Posted by cookiemonster

Could you please turn your bass down? This is not a nightclub. This is suburban Maryland on a Thursday night. I know you're in there playing some dumb video game or you have the worst taste in music EVER because it's the same notes over and over and OVER again. Here is a basic architecture tip: a townhouse is not the same as a regular house - your wall is MY wall too! You're distracting me from my LIW-ing. If you're too dumb to realize this, at least put something good on.

Sincerely,

Your nice little neighbor who always says hi to you even when you don't deserve it!

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Hi Cookie, there's always THIS


REVENGE CD & EARPLUGS:
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Start banging on the wall!

Give this girl a round of applause. Wish some of my neighbors would get a clue too.

Ahahaha!!

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Posted by Colette

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Posted by cookiemonster

Could you please turn your bass down? This is not a nightclub. This is suburban Maryland on a Thursday night. I know you're in there playing some dumb video game or you have the worst taste in music EVER because it's the same notes over and over and OVER again. Here is a basic architecture tip: a townhouse is not the same as a regular house - your wall is MY wall too! You're distracting me from my LIW-ing. If you're too dumb to realize this, at least put something good on.

Sincerely,

Your nice little neighbor who always says hi to you even when you don't deserve it!

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Hi Cookie, there's always THIS


REVENGE CD & EARPLUGS:
A great way to get back at those noisy neighbors! Give them a taste of their own medicine with any one of these 20 ear-splitting sound effect tracks. Anyone who's ever lived in an apartment will really appreciate this hilarious CD! Earplugs supplied for your listening pleasure. Imported from France.

Tracks include: 1) Drill; 2) Party (At Least 200 People); 3) ****** (Outstanding); 4) Train; 5) Drum (Played by a Child); 6) Inhuman Screams; 7) Walking (High Heels); 8) Domestic Squabble; 9) Doors Banging; 10) Bowling; 11) Unhappy Dog; 12) Practicing Scales (Violin); 13) Traffic Jam; 14) Garbage Truck; 15) Newborn; 16) Phone Ringing; 17) Ball Game; 18) Pigeons; 19) Spring Cleaning; and 20) Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!

As seen in Wired Magazine, New York Magazine's Best Bets Daily and FHM Magazine!
610505-PAR$8.00

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That's great!!

OH JEN!!!
You're still the same!!!
Maybe he's playing Guitar Hero - you should go over and try to play...

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Posted by soon2BMrsDee

OH JEN!!!
You're still the same!!!
Maybe he's playing Guitar Hero - you should go over and try to play...

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OMG i love Guitar Hero! Unfortunately I think most Guitar Hero songs have more notes than this fool was playing last night. Maybe it was Guitar Hero for Dummies...

i have the same apart with my next door neighbor!!! but on top of the loud stupid techno crap she blasts til all hours (and i have to get up at 4:15am for work!!! ) she also has ridiculously loud sex!! we've thought about starting a competition but we're both too shy. stupid college kids. i like the blasting porn idea though!!!