NWR: Fairytale

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their
> 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
> Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,

> 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
> each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' 'Oh, I
> want to travel around the world with my darling husband' said the
> wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the

> Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the
> husband's turn.
>
> He thought for a moment and said: 'Well, this is all very romantic,
> but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love,

> but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. 'The wife,
> and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish..
>
>
> So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! ..............
>
> the husband became 92 years old.
>
> The moral of the story:
>
> Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are female.
>