NWR: For Lauren, who has a case of the Mondays on Tuesday.
CLMon7906
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My aunt just sent this in one of those email forwards.
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day. AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet. AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who peed on the seat.
IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON........ you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...........they are called managers.
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That was great!!!!!!!!
FrogGirl0917
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LMFAO
LaurenluvsTJ
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Thanks cheryl, thats great!!
ewickens
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This is great!
CLMon7906
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Posted by LaurenluvsTJ
Thanks cheryl, thats great!!
anything to make you girls .
diluvchu
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But at work at least you don't get it in the butt....
LaurenluvsTJ
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Posted by diluvchu
But at work at least you don't get it in the butt....
What are you talkiing about Dianne?
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Posted by LaurenluvsTJ
Posted by diluvchu
But at work at least you don't get it in the butt....
What are you talkiing about Dianne?
let me set the scene:
prison, cold cement, you [pretend you're a dude] and a cellmate named Bubba. sleep with both eyes open!
diluvchu
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Posted by CLMon7906
Posted by LaurenluvsTJ
Posted by diluvchu
But at work at least you don't get it in the butt....
What are you talkiing about Dianne?
let me set the scene:
prison, cold cement, you [pretend you're a dude] and a cellmate named Bubba. sleep with both eyes open!
October Bliss
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Cheryl that is totally awesome. Thanks so much for the giggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaurenluvsTJ
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Posted by diluvchu
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Posted by LaurenluvsTJ
Posted by diluvchu
But at work at least you don't get it in the butt....
What are you talkiing about Dianne?
let me set the scene:
prison, cold cement, you [pretend you're a dude] and a cellmate named Bubba. sleep with both eyes open!
6969on91206
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lauren, does my double 69-ness make you laugh?
LaurenluvsTJ
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lauren, does my double 69-ness make you laugh?
oh yes.
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