NWR: Funniest story involving sex

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Posted by PazzaRagazza

Spill the deets!!!!!....

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I guess ill go first....

there are only two that come to mind....

1- when FH's dad walked in on us. I was beyond mortified-- but didnt know whether to laugh or cry. it was hilarious.... but then i cried from embarassment.

2- when i got a really bad charlie horse and started crying because i couldnt get off ( i mean that in the literal sense... like i couldn't get off FH cause it hurt so bad)

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Posted by kshea23

when I was DTD with DH for the first time. It was like 2 in the morning (on a monday morning none then less lol). We were in the midst of it, and I threw a pillow which knocked over a cup of orange soda all over his nightstand. We didn't care, so we continued, and then we heard his mom come to the basement door and ask why he was calling her cellphone in the middle of the night. We didn't hear her at first, so she comes downstairs, and flips the light on and..... yeah. She never liked me after that

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I read this on the NW board... thats why i started this topic.. this is a hilarious story!

I could just see you crying and trying to get off of FH! LOL Charlie horses are the worst!!!

When I was dating my ex I thought it would be hot to get some sexy lingerie and thigh high boots to strut around in while his parents were away. Well we were in his basement and I was trying to be all sexy for him - I went to turn around, my heel got caught in the rug and sent his FULL ash tray flying!!! Not only did cigarettes and ashes get EVERYWHERE but the thing flew against the wall and smashed into a million pieces!

NOT HOT!!!

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Posted by Bree71584

the time i was home alone in my parents house with FH and we had just finished, my phone went off with a text from my mom saying 'if you 2 need more time i can circle the block?' umm thanks mom!

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SHUT UP!!!!!!! hilarious

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Posted by Bree71584

the time i was home alone in my parents house with FH and we had just finished, my phone went off with a text from my mom saying 'if you 2 need more time i can circle the block?' umm thanks mom!

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Posted by Bree71584

the time i was home alone in my parents house with FH and we had just finished, my phone went off with a text from my mom saying 'if you 2 need more time i can circle the block?' umm thanks mom!

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OMG.....My mom would come in and slap me instead.

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Posted by Cataverri

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Posted by Bree71584

the time i was home alone in my parents house with FH and we had just finished, my phone went off with a text from my mom saying 'if you 2 need more time i can circle the block?' umm thanks mom!

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OMG.....My mom would come in and slap me instead.

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Mine too.

haha these are hilarious!!!

1) my ex fiance and I were dtd and his mother had apparently been knocking and decided to open the door to ask to borrow something. Yep that is how I met my ex's mother for the first time.

2) dh and I were friends for almost a year after meeting him through friends of mine and the first time we dtd was after going to a bar for karaoke with our friends he was sober and I was very drunk and after I turned to him and said 'Im sorry I have never done this before but what is your last name' oh yea and the only condoms 7-11 had were numbing so it was a wonderful experience