NWR: Funny Questions
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why are you 'in' a movie, but you're 'on' TV?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
How can the weather be 'hot as hell' one day and 'cold as hell' another?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why are you 'in' a movie, but you're 'on' TV?
Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
How can the weather be 'hot as hell' one day and 'cold as hell' another?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
