NWR: Hungover w/ question

I am so hungover and sore from dancing with the drag queens in fire island yesterday. Trying to get myself together and to the beach. Not moving well at all. After looking through my friends pictures, it looks like I was ballroom dancing with a lady that looked exactly like David Letterman. Wish she was able to upload the pictures. We are not even in the 2000's yet.

Question: If you are going to commit your weekends to being a Bette Midler look alike or a drag dominatrix, why won't you shave your chest??? You grow your fingernails, get pedicures, tuck in what you need to, but why not shave your chest?? WEIRD. I love Fire Island.