NWR - JOKE OF THE DAY
Joe is walking down the street when he sees Neil Armstrong coming toward him.
Joe says, 'Hey, you're Neil Armstrong, aren't you?'
Neil says, 'Yes, I am.'
'Man, you're my biggest hero,' Joe says, 'and that speech you gave about one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind was just awe-inspiring.'
'You have to understand something about that speech,' Neil says. 'Back then, communications weren't that good and that's not what I said.'
'Well, what did you say?' Joe asks.
'I said, 'That's one small step for man and one giant leap for Dan Rind.''
Joe is confused and asks, 'Who the hell is Dan Rind?'
'Well, he's my next-door neighbor,' Neil says.
'What the hell has he got to do with anything?' Joe asks.
'You see,' Neil says, 'about three months before the launch, I was walking past Dan's open bedroom window when I heard his wife exclaim, 'They'll put a man on the moon before you stick that in my mouth.''
Joe says, 'Hey, you're Neil Armstrong, aren't you?'
Neil says, 'Yes, I am.'
'Man, you're my biggest hero,' Joe says, 'and that speech you gave about one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind was just awe-inspiring.'
'You have to understand something about that speech,' Neil says. 'Back then, communications weren't that good and that's not what I said.'
'Well, what did you say?' Joe asks.
'I said, 'That's one small step for man and one giant leap for Dan Rind.''
Joe is confused and asks, 'Who the hell is Dan Rind?'
'Well, he's my next-door neighbor,' Neil says.
'What the hell has he got to do with anything?' Joe asks.
'You see,' Neil says, 'about three months before the launch, I was walking past Dan's open bedroom window when I heard his wife exclaim, 'They'll put a man on the moon before you stick that in my mouth.''
