NWR-JOKE Thread

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

LOL

CREATION
> >>>
> >>> A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know
> how you can be
> >>> so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
> >>> ' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
> >>> God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
> to me;
> >>> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
> you!
> >>>
> >>> WHO DOES WHAT
> >>>
> >>> A man and his wife were having an argument about
> who
> >>> should brew the coffee each morning.
> >>> The wife said, 'You should do it, because you
> get up first,
> >>> and then we don't have to wait as long to get
> our coffee.'
> >>> The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking
> around here and
> >>> you should do it, because that is your job, and
> I can just wait for
> >> my
> >>
> >>> coffee.'
> >>> Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and
> besides, it is in the Bible
> >>> that the man should do the coffee.'
> >>> Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show
> me.'
> >>> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
> Testament
> >>> and showed him at the top of several pages, that
> it indeed
> >>> says..........'HEBREWS'
> >>>