NWR: Lets Share spin off

fh will not walk around barefoot
he will only eat cereal out of a glass bowl
he cant stand having his neck touched

these are hilarious!


FH names all of his gadgets: car - Layla, GPS - Jane etc.

always leaves phone/wallet/cigs in the car - drives me insane!

when he designs he becomes the most moody and angry meany

knows everything there is about cars and insists on giving me lectures about every car that passes on the road


ETA: to add - he used to be a boxer and when showing me moves he hits me for real (ouchy!) and then yells at me cause i almost cry from the pain

this is such a good idea!

* he haaate spiders, or any other insect really. he once put his car in park and ran out cuz there was a spider in the car... i was soo confused!

* he can't swim. he won't even let me teach him

that's all i can think of for now......

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Posted by regy_k

these are hilarious!

knows everything there is about cars and insists on giving me lectures about every car that passes on the road

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I've been getting the car lectures for years now - and the funny thing is, it's now an interest of mine and I can hold a decent conversation when it comes to car stuff! I know what you mean though...I used to compulsively yawn when he'd start talking car crap.
You know it's bad when I get excited to see certain cars on the road, like the other day when I saw the Nissan Cube and the Kia Soul back-to-back! I kinda like the Soul...

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by regy_k

these are hilarious!

knows everything there is about cars and insists on giving me lectures about every car that passes on the road

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I've been getting the car lectures for years now - and the funny thing is, it's now an interest of mine and I can hold a decent conversation when it comes to car stuff! I know what you mean though...I used to compulsively yawn when he'd start talking car crap.
You know it's bad when I get excited to see certain cars on the road, like the other day when I saw the Nissan Cube and the Kia Soul back-to-back! I kinda like the Soul...

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I am also starting to get into it. I get very excited when spotting another MazdaSpeed3 on the road (FH's car and apparently they only make 5K of them ) and his fav Evolution (the fastest car for the money)
oy wey!

I'm trying to think because for some reason FH is coming off as pretty normal to me but I know that's not the case

FH has a big need to give long, boring explanations of things...If I ask him a question the wrong way I'm in for a 10 minute explanation of something and then at the end I still don't have an answer to my question

He'll eat just about anything and then he'll eat whatever is leftover on my plate

The man has a crazy method of sorting laundry...he sorts it into whites, darks, lights and reds. Whenever I do his laundry I just throw it all in together and he never notices the difference.

Breathe Right strips make him snore louder when he wears them

FH is a black belt in Judo and competes competitively. He just fought at NY Fight Club 4...and WON!

He has been trying to convince me for years to let him do MMA (like UFC fighting shyt)....this will NEVER happen...Judo I can handle...MMA-def not. Totally reminds me of that friends episode when Monica is dating John Favreu and he won't stop until he is 'the next ultimate fighting champion' Same exact thing.

He too paces while on the phone...like bad. For X-Mas last year I had to buy him a wireless headset for him to use at his office so he can pace while he talks to his clients.

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Posted by regy_k

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Posted by kris_gets_hitched

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Posted by regy_k

these are hilarious!

knows everything there is about cars and insists on giving me lectures about every car that passes on the road

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I've been getting the car lectures for years now - and the funny thing is, it's now an interest of mine and I can hold a decent conversation when it comes to car stuff! I know what you mean though...I used to compulsively yawn when he'd start talking car crap.
You know it's bad when I get excited to see certain cars on the road, like the other day when I saw the Nissan Cube and the Kia Soul back-to-back! I kinda like the Soul...

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I am also starting to get into it. I get very excited when spotting another MazdaSpeed3 on the road (FH's car and apparently they only make 5K of them ) and his fav Evolution (the fastest car for the money)
oy wey!

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OMG - I *JUST* got the Evolution lecture the other day! And he is VERY excited that the Taurus SHO is making a comeback. Apparently it has a cult following.

FH HATES cheese doodles because his sister tortured him with them when they were younger. I won't go into details but it's pretty gross.

FH swears he's allergic to strawberries because when he was younger he ate a strawberry and threw up. I told him it was just a bad strawberry but he swears he's allergic.


lol, Christine, FH has a neighbor that has a camera set on his car where ever it is parked. He makes sure his car is parked in front of his so he can have his camera on it.

lol FH will kill me if he ever sees this

He seriously HATES dry feet:

Every night he sits and draines (literally) a whole bottle lotion on his feet ,doesnt wipe up anything and leave the floor so slippery that ive fell a few times. :( Also he takes a big cup of water and will pour it all over his feet and leave the floor wet ....it was weird when we first started dating but now im use to it :

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Posted by grkbarbie

my fh keeps loose change/ screws in the cup holder to throw at cars that cut him off on the road.

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my fh would LOVE him. He wanted to invent a penny shooter just for this reason

FH puts ketchup on everything from fried eggs, pancakes, grilled cheese, chinese dumplings everything blahhhhh

Oh my goodness these are soooo hilarious!

My FH hates the smell of oatmeal. He could be in such a great mood but as soon as he smells oatmeal he gets sooo angry and in a bad mood.

He also can't stand the sound of loud crunching when someone is eating.

oh boy...

--FH can eat the spiciest of anything...when he orders spicy food he says to the waitress 'can you make it as hot as possible? can you tell the chef to take off his skirt and make sure he makes it the hottest he can'

--Fh alphabitizes everything

--he cannot walk barefoot, he will walk on the sides of his feet instead

--he has those beard lines that go down his face along his jaw..he can shape them up without looking in the mirror and get it perfect every time

--he freaks out when you talk about grinding your teeth

--he must have an array of condiments...when we eat something like chicken cutlets he comes to the table with 3 different hot sauces, ranch dressing, blue cheese, bbq sauce and whatever else is in the fridge

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Posted by grkbarbie

lmao jackie!! fh and i used to carry our own hot sauce to restaurants lmao

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funny cuz i laughed at yours too cuz my co worker and i always say we should leave marbles in our car to throw at dumb drivers lol

FH lays on his stomach with his legs over the couch and taps his toe nails on the hardwood floor and all I hear is 'tap tap tap'...so annoying!!

He also puts hot sauce on everything and now I can't do without it either.

He makes the most foul smelling foods when he gets off work at 2am, I literally start dreaming about the food he is making and walk out of the bedroom into the smoke and smell

FH grinds his teeth when he is stressed at night wakes me up alll the time!

thats all I can think of for now but i know there is more.