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NWR: Life In the Right Order

MrsMichel07 Posted:

NWR: Life In the Right Order

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday, and finally

you finish off with a good o r g a s m :



I rest my case.
JIFFY Posted:

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If it were only that good!
iamvocal72 Posted:

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jerrys girl Posted:

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StreetDoc6531 Posted:

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That is great!!
neener1211 Posted:

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ahh...that's the life!
missgwife Posted:

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Posted by MrsMichel07

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday, and finally

you finish off with a good o r g a s m :








I rest my case.





Where can I sign up.
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