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I saw that story, and was kind of freaked out! Who would do that to someone? I don't blame the guy for sueing!!!
Thats exactly what I was thinking! Who does that? It had to be an employee of the store, so they could see it when it happened. Do you think they got caught?
Posted by thefirstlady
I'm sure it was an employee, and I bet they used some glue that they sell!!![]()
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Here's another one for you!!
Funny
Posted by princessofci
Posted by thefirstlady
I'm sure it was an employee, and I bet they used some glue that they sell!!![]()
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Here's another one for you!!
Funny
the link wont work! I want to know what it is!
Posted by thefirstlady
This one's even better:
GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. 'This was not just some petty domestic squabble,' attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
'This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom,' he said.
Posted by princessofci
Posted by thefirstlady
This one's even better:
GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. 'This was not just some petty domestic squabble,' attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.
'This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom,' he said.![]()
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My favorite part is the that her lawyer claims it was consentual 'yes please glue my butt together, and while you are there please attach my genitals to my stomach..id like that'
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Thas was a great one!
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I was just reading this!!!!! HAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!
I cant decide what my favorite story of the day is..I think it might be the lawyer trying to play it off like the guy wanted to be glued to himself..thats just priceless
