c'mon, we've all heard 'em! I don't know why, but i just think it's soooo funny when a guy actually says something really corny and then expects you to just fall head over heels for him. Whatever.
Gimme some of your favorites.
I had a guy once give me that really dumb one of 'Hey, do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by you again?' Oh Please! Very slick, man! Very slick!!
SFAR89
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I have never been hit on by anyone. If I was , they didn't use any lines, they just spoke to me normally and I didn't catch on to them trying to pick me up lol :(
I am so lame haha
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I have never been hit on by anyone. If I was , they didn't use any lines, they just spoke to me normally and I didn't catch on to them trying to pick me up lol :(
I am so lame haha
nah, it was probably just that you didn't pick up on it. I'm dense when it comes to that. Unless it's a totally cheesy pick-up line that I can laugh at, I've got no clue what's going on. lol.
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okay....i live in the city - so anyone thats got ANY sort of female assets gets cat-called on a daily basis...here's a good one:
i actually got barked at once. SWEAR. i was walking by & a big burly guy actually BARKED at me...like a dog lol. of course i didn't even turn around, but in my head i'm like 'WHAT was that? and how would u like me to respond?? what am i supposed to meow back or something?? lol..bark back maybe?? '
RockysGirl
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okay....i live in the city - so anyone thats got ANY sort of female assets gets cat-called on a daily basis...here's a good one:
i actually got barked at once. SWEAR. i was walking by & a big burly guy actually BARKED at me...like a dog lol. of course i didn't even turn around, but in my head i'm like 'WHAT was that? and how would u like me to respond?? what am i supposed to meow back or something?? lol..bark back maybe?? '
AHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, i love it. Why would a guy EVER think that you'd respond positively to that???? Like 'Ooooh, was that YOU barking at me? How did you know my biggest turn on? I love it when men act like dogs!!'
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lmao actually the worst one was my very own dear FH.... this the night after we technically met and bumped into each other again... we were at a bar drinking, and he goes, 'You smell great.. what are you wearing?' I answer 'Breathless' and he actually goes, 'You leave ME breathless.'
I walked away after that, good thing I gave him another chance!!
FH claims to this day that he doesn't remember this, he was drunk and he must have been joking. LOL
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Posted by Autumnbride03
lmao actually the worst one was my very own dear FH.... this the night after we technically met and bumped into each other again... we were at a bar drinking, and he goes, 'You smell great.. what are you wearing?' I answer 'Breathless' and he actually goes, 'You leave ME breathless.'
I walked away after that, good thing I gave him another chance!!
FH claims to this day that he doesn't remember this, he was drunk and he must have been joking. LOL
that's GREAT!
SFAR89
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Posted by Autumnbride03
lmao actually the worst one was my very own dear FH.... this the night after we technically met and bumped into each other again... we were at a bar drinking, and he goes, 'You smell great.. what are you wearing?' I answer 'Breathless' and he actually goes, 'You leave ME breathless.'
I walked away after that, good thing I gave him another chance!!
FH claims to this day that he doesn't remember this, he was drunk and he must have been joking. LOL
That is pretty awesome hahaha
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that 'You Leave ME Breathless' deal soooo sounds like something FH would say when he's trying to be corny. He does that a lot, because I just gag and run away from him. It cracks him up for some reason.
