NWR: Sometimes I feel...
...like I'm surrounded by stupidity at this goddamned job.
Listen, coworker...I am unimpressed that you saw some jerkoffasaurs from the Real Housewives of some city at Cipriani. Why are you riding on this like it's the biggest thing to happen to you?! Did they invite you to have a drink and share in their conversation? My guess is a resounding 'NO'. Why do you think that this is what I want to hear about first thing on a Monday morning?
Perhaps I will be very mean and talk about wedding stuff all day now, since I know that you're slowly killing yourself inside because you're still single and too dumb for any guy to seriously consider spending eternity with you.
Listen, coworker...I am unimpressed that you saw some jerkoffasaurs from the Real Housewives of some city at Cipriani. Why are you riding on this like it's the biggest thing to happen to you?! Did they invite you to have a drink and share in their conversation? My guess is a resounding 'NO'. Why do you think that this is what I want to hear about first thing on a Monday morning?
Perhaps I will be very mean and talk about wedding stuff all day now, since I know that you're slowly killing yourself inside because you're still single and too dumb for any guy to seriously consider spending eternity with you.
