NWR : This is really good LOL( another joke)
Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
> >
> > 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
> >
> > After a brief pause,
> >
> > Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
> >
> > 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
now.'
> >
> > Brief Pause.
> >
> > 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on
>the
> table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy
>that
> Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
> >
> > 'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'
> >
> > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> >
> > 'I did it, Daddy.'
> >
> > 'And what happened, honey?' he asked.
> >
> > 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
>on,then she
> ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
head on
>the
> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
> >
> > 'Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?'
> >
> > 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all
scared
>and
> he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. I
guess
>he
> didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
>He hit the
> bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
> >
> > **Long Pause***
> >
> > **Longer Pause***
> >
> > **Even Longer Pause***
> >
>
>
>
> > Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool ???..........Is this
486-5731?'
>
> >
> > 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
> >
> > After a brief pause,
> >
> > Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
> >
> > 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
now.'
> >
> > Brief Pause.
> >
> > 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on
>the
> table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy
>that
> Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
> >
> > 'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'
> >
> > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
> >
> > 'I did it, Daddy.'
> >
> > 'And what happened, honey?' he asked.
> >
> > 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
>on,then she
> ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her
head on
>the
> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'
> >
> > 'Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?'
> >
> > 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all
scared
>and
> he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. I
guess
>he
> didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
>He hit the
> bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
> >
> > **Long Pause***
> >
> > **Longer Pause***
> >
> > **Even Longer Pause***
> >
>
>
>
> > Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool ???..........Is this
486-5731?'
>
