NWR totally forgott!
so last night fh and i got into an argument cuz he takes up more than half of the bed.. and im always squished.. and when he falls asleep he sprawls out like a jackazz.
so i got really annoyed and told him to move to 'his side of the bed'. his elbow was ON ME and he's boney!
so hes like o yea?? u just fkd urself! loll
he grabbed a tape measure and measured the beds width and length..
then took a PERMANENT BLACK MARKER!!! and marked the bedsheet!! he made 2 huuggge thickk liness by our shoulders and by our feet.
needless to say, i was right yet again! he realized he DOES take up more than half the bed. but now what????? i need new sheets.
sat i threw out 4 sheet sets cuz i didnt like them. so now im stuck with the marked up ones and the satin ones he hates. argh!
for his bday im going to find a gag gift.. sheets that have a line down the middle..
like those beach towels.. 'face' and 'butt'
so i got really annoyed and told him to move to 'his side of the bed'. his elbow was ON ME and he's boney!
so hes like o yea?? u just fkd urself! loll
he grabbed a tape measure and measured the beds width and length..
then took a PERMANENT BLACK MARKER!!! and marked the bedsheet!! he made 2 huuggge thickk liness by our shoulders and by our feet.
needless to say, i was right yet again! he realized he DOES take up more than half the bed. but now what????? i need new sheets.
sat i threw out 4 sheet sets cuz i didnt like them. so now im stuck with the marked up ones and the satin ones he hates. argh!
for his bday im going to find a gag gift.. sheets that have a line down the middle..
like those beach towels.. 'face' and 'butt'
