(nwr) W-T-FRIDAY (FMLs added)
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Re: W-T-FRIDAY (nwr) (7-8-9 girls CHECK THIS OUT)
scooby & the tramp stamp got me most of all!
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Becca posted that 789 joke yesterday on your 1-2-3-4 thread
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the 789 was hilarious!!!! effin morons
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Hahahaha the 2.5 mph speed limit. Are you kidding me?! That person should have their license taken away!! ![]()
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Today, I asked my mother if I could get my hair chemically straightened because I am getting sick of flat ironing it all the time. She said she'd think about it. I told her that I hate my curly frizzy hair. How did she respond? 'Well, I'd hate my hair too if I had pubic hair on my head.' FML
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Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
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Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
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Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
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Today, for a little fun, I shot my girlfriend in the head with an airsoft gun. She opened fire on my crotch. FML
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Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
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Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
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Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
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Today, for a little fun, I shot my girlfriend in the head with an airsoft gun. She opened fire on my crotch. FML
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Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
I have the FML app on my iPhone and I read this one to my FH yesterday.... while we were applying for our marriage license.
