Posted by MrsK2008
Posted by LoveRocks
I was on a first date with a guy I met online and we had really clicked over the phone. He looked exactly like his pic and I was really attracted to him. The date was going really great....
then he told me he liked having sex with men![]()
how is this topic EVER ok to broach on a 1st date with a woman no less?![]()
Posted by missK
went on a first date to JOnes beach to play mini golf. My date was making racest remarks here and there about the people around us. Then he proceeds to tell me how him and his friend meet a bunch of girls in florida get invited to dinner with them , eat and drink until they are stuffed one says to the other oh Let me get my wallet out of the car BRB, He comes back tells this guy 'hey we got a flat come look ' and they bolt. Leaving the girls to pay the bill. LOSERS... Best part I go to the bathroom after the golf game... Hes gone!!!!!!.....
I was releived even though I didnt drive there I was walking to the phone to call my friend.. Then he pops out of the bushes like Ha Ha fooled you!!!
Yeah, He had to ask where were going after that.. I was going home of course..
Turns out he dated a girl 5 yrs that lived around the block from me. How did she do it??
Posted by SB7308
I met a guy online. We were going to a bar in the city for some drinks. I'm not a drinker but oh well, I figured i'd suck it up. I am trying to find parking and I see this guy standing on the street looking around, im praying it wasnt him.
After I park he comes over to me and we introduce ourselves. Problem was his head was shaped like a watermelon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO JOKE.. He looked NOTHING like his picture!
I wanted to die!! I suffered thru the bar and said gotta go!!!!!![]()
Posted by missK
went on a first date to JOnes beach to play mini golf. My date was making racest remarks here and there about the people around us. Then he proceeds to tell me how him and his friend meet a bunch of girls in florida get invited to dinner with them , eat and drink until they are stuffed one says to the other oh Let me get my wallet out of the car BRB, He comes back tells this guy 'hey we got a flat come look ' and they bolt. Leaving the girls to pay the bill. LOSERS... Best part I go to the bathroom after the golf game... Hes gone!!!!!!.....
I was releived even though I didnt drive there I was walking to the phone to call my friend.. Then he pops out of the bushes like Ha Ha fooled you!!!
Yeah, He had to ask where were going after that.. I was going home of course..
Turns out he dated a girl 5 yrs that lived around the block from me. How did she do it??
Posted by missK
went on a first date to JOnes beach to play mini golf. My date was making racest remarks here and there about the people around us. Then he proceeds to tell me how him and his friend meet a bunch of girls in florida get invited to dinner with them , eat and drink until they are stuffed one says to the other oh Let me get my wallet out of the car BRB, He comes back tells this guy 'hey we got a flat come look ' and they bolt. Leaving the girls to pay the bill. LOSERS... Best part I go to the bathroom after the golf game... Hes gone!!!!!!.....
I was releived even though I didnt drive there I was walking to the phone to call my friend.. Then he pops out of the bushes like Ha Ha fooled you!!!
Yeah, He had to ask where were going after that.. I was going home of course..
Turns out he dated a girl 5 yrs that lived around the block from me. How did she do it??
Posted by DD628
which one should i mention?
The one about the guy who I met on the train, took me out on a date and told me he was married?
Or the one that when I was in college i went on a date with this guy and he told me I had to pay for my movie ticket and that he doesnt pay for girls on dates anymore?
Or should I talk about the one where I met this guy off match.com, he was SO HOT, he lived in jersey, we went out on 2 dates, and all he wanted to do was talk dirty?
I mean, COME ON!
LOL
THIS IS a good thread., but i cannot remember any dates.
Posted by 08JulyBride
I have an odd one.... sorry its long
I had met a guy online 5 years ago when I was 23, he was 34.. He seemed normal for the 2 weeks we spoke before our date. He picked me up, went to a boring dinner, hung out at the beach for a bit, then as we were driving to a bar he starts looking at his outside temperature gauge on his dashboard and I asked him what was wrong.. he tells me he left his parrot outside and it gets cold if it gets below 65 degrees. Now, I knew he really did have a parrot and we were near his house, so I said he could stop and put it inside. So he gets to his house goes around back where his entrance was and turns out he locked himself out.. I walked around back with him and saw this poor parrot sitting in its cage outside, which looked really pisssed by the way. He eventually gets the door open and we go inside. It was to late to go where we were going so we sat on his couch where he proceeds to put on PORNand leans in to me, winks, and says to me 'wanna do what you see on the tv?'
I'm like, um NO... and made him take me home. Didn't return his calls after that.![]()
Posted by Mizzdimple
THIS IS a good thread., but i cannot remember any dates.
Posted by 08JulyBride
I have an odd one.... sorry its long
I had met a guy online 5 years ago when I was 23, he was 34.. He seemed normal for the 2 weeks we spoke before our date. He picked me up, went to a boring dinner, hung out at the beach for a bit, then as we were driving to a bar he starts looking at his outside temperature gauge on his dashboard and I asked him what was wrong.. he tells me he left his parrot outside and it gets cold if it gets below 65 degrees. Now, I knew he really did have a parrot and we were near his house, so I said he could stop and put it inside. So he gets to his house goes around back where his entrance was and turns out he locked himself out.. I walked around back with him and saw this poor parrot sitting in its cage outside, which looked really pisssed by the way. He eventually gets the door open and we go inside. It was to late to go where we were going so we sat on his couch where he proceeds to put on PORNand leans in to me, winks, and says to me 'wanna do what you see on the tv?'
I'm like, um NO... and made him take me home. Didn't return his calls after that.![]()
Posted by MrsK2008
Posted by Mizzdimple
THIS IS a good thread., but i cannot remember any dates.
BOO
Posted by Future Mulligan
this doesnt really count but its kind of funny.....my best friend worked in a restaurant and this really hot guy asked her out on a date - he used to come in a lot and talk to her, and i think he might have been a cop or something (i dont remember him at all but i feel like he had to be a serious hunk) so anways she didnt want to go alone so she said that she would bring me and that maybe he could bring one of his friends along too....now my best friend is 2 years older than me and she was probably like 18-20 at the time - which meant i most likely was 16/17 years old (now i was always the youngest so i used to just lie and say i was the same age as my friend or say i was older - you know how you do when your a teenager)....so we go to meet them for our 'date'. the guy that was supposed to be my 'blind date' was probably about 30 years old - he might have had muscles, i remember that he was hairy and the best part is that he had severe balding going on.....from my 16 year old perspective this guy looked really old....now im not saying that 30 is old - but when your only like 16 and you are on a date with a guy who is at least 30 and he thinks that your at least 20 - ok yeah thats really awkward.....well anyway, if he was smart he would have figured out how young i was but im sure he didn't.....luckily our other friend called us - we said we had to go and we ditched them - it was horrible
we got in the car and couldnt stop laughing
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Posted by LoveRocks
Posted by MrsK2008
Posted by LoveRocks
I was on a first date with a guy I met online and we had really clicked over the phone. He looked exactly like his pic and I was really attracted to him. The date was going really great....
then he told me he liked having sex with men![]()
how is this topic EVER ok to broach on a 1st date with a woman no less?![]()
Seriously!! And I still wonder what he thought my reaction would beHe was really open about it and said it as casually as he would telling me what he had for breakfast lol
Posted by 08JulyBride
I have an odd one.... sorry its long
I had met a guy online 5 years ago when I was 23, he was 34.. He seemed normal for the 2 weeks we spoke before our date. He picked me up, went to a boring dinner, hung out at the beach for a bit, then as we were driving to a bar he starts looking at his outside temperature gauge on his dashboard and I asked him what was wrong.. he tells me he left his parrot outside and it gets cold if it gets below 65 degrees. Now, I knew he really did have a parrot and we were near his house, so I said he could stop and put it inside. So he gets to his house goes around back where his entrance was and turns out he locked himself out.. I walked around back with him and saw this poor parrot sitting in its cage outside, which looked really pisssed by the way. He eventually gets the door open and we go inside. It was to late to go where we were going so we sat on his couch where he proceeds to put on PORNand leans in to me, winks, and says to me 'wanna do what you see on the tv?'
I'm like, um NO... and made him take me home. Didn't return his calls after that.![]()
