ODE TO AF

I found this on another site that I visit it was posted by a member named Amber

An Ode to Aunt Flow
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There's a popular misconception
That you always come on time
I'm not quite sure where that came from
But your showing is a crime

Delight you take in me I know
I writhe and count the days
Early? Late? When *will* she show?
My sorrow does not faze

It's almost time to do my duty
'I'm off to WalMart honey'
Tests, so many.. ah, 'Pregnancy'
I might as well just pee on money!

I wake up early in the morning
Haha, Aunt Flow, you're not here yet
Beep beep beep... Uh-oh, it's low
Still, tempted, a test I reach to get

Maybe I finally beat you, you hag!
I told you I'd had enough of your tripe!
Test done. Neat. Laid on counter.
In the meantime, let me wipe...

AUNT FLOW! YOU COW! I SAID GO AWAY!
Each day you're crueller, please, get a clue!
My heart sinks to my stomach, then I realise...
AUNT FLOW MUST HAVE STOCK - IN CLEARBLUE!