Official Crazy Mother/Fututre MIL Thread......

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Posted by LeeLee111

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by LeeLee111

Its not biased, crazy mother or FMIL. Not implying all FMIL's are crazy either, just mine...LOL

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believe me, mine should be locked up but I started a thread about my crazy FMIL and one of the girls got nasty with me for titling my thread crazy FMIL

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OMG I'm so sorry thats awful. You should be able to vent about that here. I feel thats the great part about the boards, most of you UNDERSTAND!!! Well any time you need to vent we are here.

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yes - vent away girl!!! that's what we're all here for!!

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by TheFutureMrsM

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by LeeLee111

Its not biased, crazy mother or FMIL. Not implying all FMIL's are crazy either, just mine...LOL

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believe me, mine should be locked up but I started a thread about my crazy FMIL and one of the girls got nasty with me for titling my thread crazy FMIL

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WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Jess that is sooo messed up...i have read lots of stories about crazy FMIL...and i am dealing with my own issues as well...

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Yea, I'd bump the thread but I don't want to start THAT much drama, lol. I'll FM it to you

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I'm literally picking my jaw up off my desk! what the HELL is she thinking...A.....but B what was she SMOKING to have YOU pick her up from her BOOTY CALL!!! holy CRISPS what is wrong with her!

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

Dear Crazy Mom,

THROW OUT THE CHEAP JOHN'S SHOPPING CART THAT IS RUSTING ON OUR SIDE YARD!!! It is so ghetto. You're reason for keeping it: 'When everyone moves out how will I get my groceries from the car to the front door?' Hello woman! You live on Golden Crisp, Coca Cola, and Saltines! You need a shopping cart for that????

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh! I want to run you over with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily it's on the side yard and no one but my neighbor sees it.. but I SEE IT!!!!!!!!

Love,
Your caring, wants-you-to-be-committed, loving daughter

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Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

Dear Crazy Mom,

THROW OUT THE CHEAP JOHN'S SHOPPING CART THAT IS RUSTING ON OUR SIDE YARD!!! It is so ghetto. You're reason for keeping it: 'When everyone moves out how will I get my groceries from the car to the front door?' Hello woman! You live on Golden Crisp, Coca Cola, and Saltines! You need a shopping cart for that????

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh! I want to run you over with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luckily it's on the side yard and no one but my neighbor sees it.. but I SEE IT!!!!!!!!

Love,
Your caring, wants-you-to-be-committed, loving daughter

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Sorry Jenn, but that is f'n HYSTERICAL!!!
You deserve a medal!

dear FMIL,

Thank you for stopping all contact with your son because he refused to invite some of your family who have not spoken to him in ten years. Your maturity and understanding is appreciated.

Cheap John's.....Booty calls....sonograms.....

Us 08 brides are really dealing with a lot of B.S.!!!!

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Posted by colleen1117

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by TheFutureMrsM

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by LeeLee111

Its not biased, crazy mother or FMIL. Not implying all FMIL's are crazy either, just mine...LOL

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believe me, mine should be locked up but I started a thread about my crazy FMIL and one of the girls got nasty with me for titling my thread crazy FMIL

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WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Jess that is sooo messed up...i have read lots of stories about crazy FMIL...and i am dealing with my own issues as well...

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Yea, I'd bump the thread but I don't want to start THAT much drama, lol. I'll FM it to you

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I'm literally picking my jaw up off my desk! what the HELL is she thinking...A.....but B what was she SMOKING to have YOU pick her up from her BOOTY CALL!!! holy CRISPS what is wrong with her!

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oh boy the stories I have with this woman

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

Cheap John's.....Booty calls....sonograms.....

Us 08 brides are really dealing with a lot of B.S.!!!!

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Wait I missed the sonogram story...WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SONOGRAM!!!

Dear PSYCHO -

Thanks so much for destroying all of the relationships with EVERY member of your family so that NONE of Dave's family will be at our wedding except you & his sister....

Thank you for caring sooooooooooooo much for your daughter and not giving a crap about my future husband.... Your lack of giving less than a crap about our wedding is OBVIOUS!

Thank you for the damage that you have done to Dave - making him feel less than the AMAZING man that he is.....at least my family recognizes his wonderfulness - even if you don't.

Try not to make a spectacle of yourself on our wedding day....using your scooter even though we ALL know you can walk just fine!

And yeah - Dave did take offense to the fact that you can't even manage a 2 minute dance with him - Mother/Son dance - YOU WITCH!!!!!!!

Wow - who knew that would feel so good???

ETA: Dave's mom can barely turn on a computer - so i'm not worried about lurkers....

Dear FMIL:

The reason we don't come over to your house is that you have 234785432680 crazy rules that you expect people to follow. Take off your shoes. No leaving water drops in the sink. No putting plates or glasses on ANYTHING but the kitchen table. Seriously, lady, no one lives like that. NO ONE!!

Love,
me

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Posted by FutureMrsRice

Dear FMIL:

The reason we don't come over to your house is that you have 234785432680 crazy rules that you expect people to follow. Take off your shoes. No leaving water drops in the sink. No putting plates or glasses on ANYTHING but the kitchen table. Seriously, lady, no one lives like that. NO ONE!!

Love,
me

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OMG I'm dying, I'm sorry but this is crazy.

Dear FMIL;

Thank you for keeping your daughter's two dogs locked up all day and then getting angry at them when they p*ss and sh*t all over the floor. Also, thank you for treating Sean like his your own husband since you divorced your own when Sean was EIGHT years old. He really enjoys being at your beck and call 24/7. Really. I swear.

Always,
ME

PS: FMIL is terrified of technology and FSILs don't know I'm on here. MWAHAHAHA!

Dr CRAZY ...

Thank you for giving me a list of your bills implying that you can not contribute! i never wanted your money! thank you for sending us a easter card in the mail and then telling us that you had money in the card but took it out because we don't visit you!
Thank you for jumping out of the car while fh was sitting in traffic ON ROUTE 3!!!!!! because you lack patience!!!!!! because you wanted to goto the library and then demanding fh give you the money you used to take a cab home YOU GOT OUT OF THE F...... N CAR!!!
I would really love it if you didn't come to my wedding with the slightest chance of ruining my day....


TOP THAT LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by MikeandJess

Dear FMIL,

I am still scarred from the time you made me pick you up at a motel while you spent the hour there with one of your six internet boyfriends. I think you should pay for my therapy.

-FDIL

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I think this one won! Pick her up from the motel??? lmao... impressive.