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'OFFICIAL' Dirty Santa 2010 G2G Rules and By-Laws

Original post by rocketsummer17

The rules are as follows:
1. Bring a gift equaling $15.
2. It can be anything from cookies to dildos to alochol...ANYTHING!!
3. Be ready for a fun filled game and dont be prude!! (I have a strange feeling there will be some interesting things...)

How to play:
Whoever brings a gift will get a number that will be randomly selected (#1-#however many brought gifts). Whoever is number one gets to pick a wrapped gift and open it. Then number two goes, number two has the option of taking a new wrapped gift or the gift of number one. If the already opened gift is taken from number one, then number one gets to pick a new wrapped gift. Then number three goes, repeating the above process.

Get it? Got it? Good
rocketsummer17 Posted:

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Posted by JoanneAndJustin

When I have kids and they ask how I met some of my wonderful friends THIS is what I'm going to tell them:

'Well, you see, I needed help planning mommy and daddy's wedding, so I found this website for Long Island weddings, and I met this CRAZY group of girls who loved planning their weddings and talking about dirty dildos'.




i have a feeling alot of us are going to be telling that story one day!!! lol

the best will be
'mommy, daddy, where did i come from?'
'well my lovely child, remember those crazy website brides...well one christmas we all went to a restuarant and played a game. Mommy's prize from playing that game came in handy a couple of years later and thats when you were born!!'
SummerBride10 Posted:

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Posted by rocketsummer17


Posted by DnT2010

im totally notebooking this thread and im gonna bump it next year


haha...the forever 2010 holiday g2g thread lol



im Lovin it!
Alyssa79 Posted:

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ummmm maybe i wanted syphilis or gonorrhea for xmas this year. Thanks for ruining that ladies by NOT giving out used toys.
JoanneAndJustin Posted:

Re: 'OFFICIAL' Dirty Santa 2010 G2G Rules and By-Laws


Posted by Alyssa79

ummmm maybe i wanted syphilis or gonorrhea for xmas this year. Thanks for ruining that ladies by NOT giving out used toys.



Which one of us is it that you think has syphillis or gonorrhea?

Or should I say: how many of us do you think has syphillis or gonorrhea. Not of all us are making out with homeless men in the parking lot like, Christine.
stinenandy2010 Posted:

Re: 'OFFICIAL' Dirty Santa 2010 G2G Rules and By-Laws


Posted by JoanneAndJustin


Posted by Alyssa79

ummmm maybe i wanted syphilis or gonorrhea for xmas this year. Thanks for ruining that ladies by NOT giving out used toys.



Which one of us is it that you think has syphillis or gonorrhea?

Or should I say: how many of us do you think has syphillis or gonorrhea. Not of all us are making out with homeless men in the parking lot like, Christine.



Wow Joanne, I expect those snotty lines from someone like Alyssa or Barb but NOT you!! Your inner biatch is really coming out!
rocketsummer17 Posted:

Re: 'OFFICIAL' Dirty Santa 2010 G2G Rules and By-Laws


Posted by stinenandy2010


Posted by JoanneAndJustin


Posted by Alyssa79

ummmm maybe i wanted syphilis or gonorrhea for xmas this year. Thanks for ruining that ladies by NOT giving out used toys.



Which one of us is it that you think has syphillis or gonorrhea?

Or should I say: how many of us do you think has syphillis or gonorrhea. Not of all us are making out with homeless men in the parking lot like, Christine.



Wow Joanne, I expect those snotty lines from someone like Alyssa or Barb but NOT you!! Your inner biatch is really coming out!



wow, once joanne gets comfortable around people she really opens up and lets her b!tch flag fly!!!
Kimmypie143 Posted:

Re: 'OFFICIAL' Dirty Santa 2010 G2G Rules and By-Laws


Posted by rocketsummer17


Posted by JoanneAndJustin

When I have kids and they ask how I met some of my wonderful friends THIS is what I'm going to tell them:

'Well, you see, I needed help planning mommy and daddy's wedding, so I found this website for Long Island weddings, and I met this CRAZY group of girls who loved planning their weddings and talking about dirty dildos'.




i have a feeling alot of us are going to be telling that story one day!!! lol

the best will be
'mommy, daddy, where did i come from?'
'well my lovely child, remember those crazy website brides...well one christmas we all went to a restuarant and played a game. Mommy's prize from playing that game came in handy a couple of years later and thats when you were born!!'





lmao thats exactly how its gonna go down!!!
Its2Snappy Posted:

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I am so afraid. This is going to be my first G2G. Lord help me.
Alyssa79 Posted:

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Posted by stinenandy2010

Wow Joanne, I expect those snotty lines from someone like Alyssa or Barb but NOT you!! Your inner biatch is really coming out!



who the f*ck are you calling snotty wh0re . sarcastic, funny, witty, rude, obscene, innappropriate.... yes....snotty...no
SummerBride10 Posted:

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Posted by Its2Snappy

I am so afraid. This is going to be my first G2G. Lord help me.



You're in for a real treat!!

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