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OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

Original post by Future Mulligan

http://www.liweddings.com/chat/topic-468474-1.html

Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Future Mulligan


Posted by Espo22


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by Espo22

I HAVE moments i cant bc i have tmj...use the hand at the same time its easier lol



i'm with ya denise. just the mouth or just the hand can be so tiring.

i find that when i use my hand at the same time as my mouth---when the mouth pulls off---the hand almost becomes like an extension of your mouth----and it drives my guy wild.

and yup--i'm going even further into the TMI and say just cause its a Bj doesn't mean you should ignore the berries under his twig--if you know what i mean?



plus it feels better for them when you use both

OH trust me i cant forget the berries, fh LOVES it and will ask i just do that for a while lol and the area surrounding lol



do we have the same FH???



Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by kellybean


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by kellybean

Um FH can just deal with out....we all have to make sacrifices ...I dont want what you pee with in my mouth........the idea of the bacteria etc....I cant handle it ......I have germ issues...hes even tried getting me to do it in the shower etc...NOPE




so does that mean that you don't let your FH head down south on you either??



he does all the time lol....because he wants to I never ask/tell him too....he knows how I feel ....If I get too freaked out about germs etc I have panic attacks



have you ever considered getting one of those special sleeves that you can put over the guys junk----so that technically your mouth never touches it directly?



oh true, or saran wrap
kellybean Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by kellybean


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by kellybean

Um FH can just deal with out....we all have to make sacrifices ...I dont want what you pee with in my mouth........the idea of the bacteria etc....I cant handle it ......I have germ issues...hes even tried getting me to do it in the shower etc...NOPE




so does that mean that you don't let your FH head down south on you either??



he does all the time lol....because he wants to I never ask/tell him too....he knows how I feel ....If I get too freaked out about germs etc I have panic attacks



have you ever considered getting one of those special sleeves that you can put over the guys junk----so that technically your mouth never touches it directly?



Im sure I could ..try...
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by kellybean


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by kellybean


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by kellybean

Um FH can just deal with out....we all have to make sacrifices ...I dont want what you pee with in my mouth........the idea of the bacteria etc....I cant handle it ......I have germ issues...hes even tried getting me to do it in the shower etc...NOPE




so does that mean that you don't let your FH head down south on you either??



he does all the time lol....because he wants to I never ask/tell him too....he knows how I feel ....If I get too freaked out about germs etc I have panic attacks



have you ever considered getting one of those special sleeves that you can put over the guys junk----so that technically your mouth never touches it directly?



Im sure I could ..try...



GO FOR IT! Get the saran wrap out and when he comes home, hold it in your hands and say, 'Come here big boy' Nevermind, that might scare him
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress

Oh yeah, you have to get the whole area! Dont forget the luggage.



sometimes tossed salad is good for dinner
SB7308 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress

Oh yeah, you have to get the whole area! Dont forget the luggage.


I'm afraid to ask, but what is the luggage?
Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

yeah the noises and dirty talk def help!

i kneel on the bed, i arch my back, i suck in my stomach and i stick my butt up in the air! FH loves that! i'm always making sure my body is in a 'sexy' position
teenigrrl Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

i find that when i use my hand at the same time as my mouth---when the mouth pulls off---the hand almost becomes like an extension of your mouth----and it drives my guy wild.

and yup--i'm going even further into the TMI and say just cause its a Bj doesn't mean you should ignore the berries under his twig--if you know what i mean?




Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Songstress

Oh yeah, you have to get the whole area! Dont forget the luggage.



sometimes tossed salad is good for dinner



Oh wait! I should clarify. I meant the whole FRONT area!!
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Future Mulligan

yeah the noises and dirty talk def help!

i kneel on the bed, i arch my back, i suck in my stomach and i stick my butt up in the air! FH loves that! i'm always making sure my body is in a 'sexy' position



Thats right girl!!!! Theres a whole PROCESS to it!
Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

WOW we are really raunching it up today!!

Ohh yeah!!
MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress

have you ever considered getting one of those special sleeves that you can put over the guys junk----so that technically your mouth never touches it directly?




Posted by kellybean
Im sure I could ..try...





GO FOR IT! Get the saran wrap out and when he comes home, hold it in your hands and say, 'Come here big boy' Nevermind, that might scare him



HAHAHA!



love it!!!!

obviously kellybean---you have to do what is comfortable. but sometimes it doesn't hurt to try out other options so that you can see if it might work!!!

i just know that every single man out there LOVES bjs, so if you can maybe get past the parts that gross you out--you can please FH even more than you already do!
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Songstress

Oh yeah, you have to get the whole area! Dont forget the luggage.



sometimes tossed salad is good for dinner



Oh wait! I should clarify. I meant the whole FRONT area!!



lol i know what you meant, i took it a step further
FinallyEngaged Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

This was the best thread ever!!!! I so wish i did not have lurkers!!!!!

I agree w/ so many of you on here...
kellybean Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by Songstress

have you ever considered getting one of those special sleeves that you can put over the guys junk----so that technically your mouth never touches it directly?



Im sure I could ..try...



GO FOR IT! Get the saran wrap out and when he comes home, hold it in your hands and say, 'Come here big boy' Nevermind, that might scare him



HAHAHA!



love it!!!!

obviously kellybean---you have to do what is comfortable. but sometimes it doesn't hurt to try out other options so that you can see if it might work!!!

i just know that every single man out there LOVES bjs, so if you can maybe get past the parts that gross you out--you can please FH even more than you already do!


Im sure he would love it.......But I wouldnt put him through a panic attack to please me orally .......he dosent excpect me to and says the apprehension of the panic attack has pretty much killed it for him
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by kellybean


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by Songstress

have you ever considered getting one of those special sleeves that you can put over the guys junk----so that technically your mouth never touches it directly?



Im sure I could ..try...



GO FOR IT! Get the saran wrap out and when he comes home, hold it in your hands and say, 'Come here big boy' Nevermind, that might scare him




HAHAHA!



love it!!!!

obviously kellybean---you have to do what is comfortable. but sometimes it doesn't hurt to try out other options so that you can see if it might work!!!

i just know that every single man out there LOVES bjs, so if you can maybe get past the parts that gross you out--you can please FH even more than you already do!


Im sure he would love it.......But I wouldnt put him through a panic attack to please me orally .......he dosent excpect me to and says the apprehension of the panic attack has pretty much killed it for him


Yeah Im pretty sure hyperventilating during a BJ would totally kill the mood! Its not for everyone and you please him in every other way so , screw it or HIM for that matter
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

I have another raunchy question. Should I post it here or start a new thread??? We should make an OFFICIAL SEX thread.

kellybean Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress

I have another raunchy question. Should I post it here or start a new thread??? We should make an OFFICIAL SEX thread.



Here
MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress

I have another raunchy question. Should I post it here or start a new thread??? We should make an OFFICIAL SEX thread.



this one has been going on---post it here!

have future mulligan change the thread title! LOL

official RAUNCH thread!
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

I have tried my best to avoid this threaad because you never know who is lurking around, but I just can't!!!

I agree with the following:

Songstress: you have to keep it interesting.... 50 years with someone is a long time and missionary ain't gonna cut it!! so props to you and the 'we'll try anything' moto. I'm with ya on that one

Denise and MJDoc: Using the hand is golden and if it ain't on the merchandise, it should be handling the 'berries'

Swallowing: not for me, however, it's a small part of it... noises, passion, acting like you are really into it, helps.... Instead of it being 10 minutes, it's 3

ok. I couldn't resist anymore!

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