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oh boy. I made a drink this afternoon, for the sole purpose

Shorty McBride Posted:

oh boy. I made a drink this afternoon, for the sole purpose

of handing being a passenger in FFIL's moving vehicle.



He's what you call a 50% driver ---- half of his attention is on the road, and the other half is singing oldies (ack!) and reading (aloud) signs of passing stores.

picture this:

'(sung) heyyyy, hey baby - i wanna knooowww....if you'll be my girl'

then

(shouted) HEY @SS***E! GET OUT OF MY F'EN TRUNK!

THEN

(with amusement) oooo look! they opened a Panera over here. Nice!

and back to

(sung) heyyyyyyyy, hey baby!


We had a couple 'near misses' - interesting day!

Anyone you're scared to drive with? Make a melon colada. They work well!!!
lolita4life Posted:

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SweetCin704 Posted:

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Glad you made it home alive!
usuk2004 Posted:

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OMG!!! We were chatting at my MIL after dinner last night and suddenly I looked at my watch and said we have 3 minutes to make our train!!! Jumped in the car and MIL sped to the station - made it there in one minute flat!! But I wasn't sure we were going to make it at all, if you know what I mean!!!

Afterwards she said Maybe I should be a race car driver, I kind of liked that!

I feel your pain! and I consider myself lucky I had about 3 glasses of wine with dinner!
boobobunny Posted:

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FH is a cop and sometimes forgets to turn off his COP driving habits...so I spend most of my time holding on to the OH Sh!t Bar.

jantany26 Posted:

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Posted by boobobunny

FH is a cop and sometimes forgets to turn off his COP driving habits...so I spend most of my time holding on to the OH Sh!t Bar.



Thumballina Posted:

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I hate to admit it...but I HATE driving with FH...he drives in the city all day long in all sorts of weather conditions and traffic ...he's basically a NYCITY driver...very aggressive...scares the crap out of me when we're driving anywhere...that kind of agressive driving is intended for the city not the side roads on the island...
tray831 Posted:

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LOL, you should put him on that show.......where they put the camera hidden in the car and catch the driver singing, cursing, etc. LOL

I forget the name but its new.......and funny as H&LL
Shorty McBride Posted:

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Posted by tray831


LOL, you should put him on that show.......where they put the camera hidden in the car and catch the driver singing, cursing, etc. LOL

I forget the name but its new.......and funny as H&LL



lol... motormouth? My sister said the same exact thing!!! I have no doubt in my mind that he does the exact same thing when he's alone in the car.

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