Oh Brother, my MOTHER!

Just when you think they have said it all, they drop one on you that leaves you speechless.

My sister and I were talking on the way to work this morning (we work together obviously) and she says 'Oh yeah mom wants you to wear white.' Just what exactly does she think I do when FH sleeps over at my place. Play Tiddlywinks?

Does anyone else have a mom who pretends not to know??????

Mine does too. When she is over my apartment she prefers not to notice the alarm clock that is not his that is not on his side of the bed and the toothbrush that is not his in the cabinet.

But I guess moms are allowed to do this.