oh geez my mom made me add her...

hopefully you're not posting anything that you dont want her to see

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Posted by allornil

On fb. She made me feel bad. What am I getting into?

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I think you just opened a can of worms

The first thing she did was stalk all my exes. And then proceeded to read everything back to me.

Yeah guess what mom. I can read that too.

i just got facebook back and i am friends with my mom
1. she changes her status thing every 25 minuets and it usually says something stupid like right now it says:

'I keep forgetting am the good twin or the evil one ;)'

and before it was

'People say I have problems, I say I have issues. Why you may ask? Problems can be solved, issues take many years of therapy.'

i can keep going if you like lol
and
2. she is friends with people i went to high school and middle school with ... yea so they can read all her stupid status things

and her and her EFFING FARM VILLE

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Posted by rendel

O god next she is gonna join LIW

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Oh hell no! She'd prob tell everyone that all their ideas are stupid...and jews don't do that! Or that! Or that!

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Posted by rendel

O god next she is gonna join LIW

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Oh hell no! She'd prob tell everyone that all their ideas are stupid...and jews don't do that! Or that! Or that!

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..but what about us non-jewish girls

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Posted by Im getting Married

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Posted by allornil

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Posted by rendel

O god next she is gonna join LIW

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Oh hell no! She'd prob tell everyone that all their ideas are stupid...and jews don't do that! Or that! Or that!

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..but what about us non-jewish girls

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Well your ideas would just be stupid then since they're not judged by jewish law! Lol

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Posted by allornil

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Posted by Im getting Married

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Posted by allornil

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Posted by rendel

O god next she is gonna join LIW

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Oh hell no! She'd prob tell everyone that all their ideas are stupid...and jews don't do that! Or that! Or that!

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..but what about us non-jewish girls

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Well your ideas would just be stupid then since they're not judged by jewish law! Lol

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Gotta love moms

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Posted by xoabxo

i just got facebook back and i am friends with my mom
1. she changes her status thing every 25 minuets and it usually says something stupid like right now it says:

'I keep forgetting am the good twin or the evil one ;)'

and before it was

'People say I have problems, I say I have issues. Why you may ask? Problems can be solved, issues take many years of therapy.'

i can keep going if you like lol
and
2. she is friends with people i went to high school and middle school with ... yea so they can read all her stupid status things

and her and her EFFING FARM VILLE

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your mom is cool!!!

LOL! My dad is on FB and I was a bit nervous at first. He apparently gets annoyed when I don't write back to his posts on my wall. I think he's on it all day because he writes under FH's posts pretty quickly. Here is his bday wish for FH:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.Your LAST birthday as a single man.But you are getting my daughter as your wife so thats a BIG win for you:)Have a Great one

praise god my mother doesnt even know how to turn a computer on

aww

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Posted by smilesjc81

praise god my mother doesnt even know how to turn a computer on

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LOL I was just going to post this, mine doesn't either. If she did, she would be on facebook all day stalking people! Thank god for that!

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Posted by allornil

On fb. She made me feel bad. What am I getting into?

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Awwwwwww LOL