OH MY GOD GIRLS ----- FH is at it again!! HAHAHA
Okay FH is at it again --- I told him of the *****Fairy post --- heres what he had to say ---
ohhh the ***** fairy! i can do her too.
hiii i'm the ****** fairy! i inexplicably got popular by blasting girls in
the face with clown paint and convincing them that it was a good look by
preying on their insecurities! and i charge out the *** to make you look
like a slutty raccoon so i can fuel my raging ***** habit! people may say
that i'm addicted to them, but if i was addicted to ***** then why would i
be drunk all the time?? so get ready to drink that koolaid, glammies, and
i'll slap you around with roofing tar so that you can be utterly
embarrassed of your wedding pictures in 5 years. and for just a $500
nonrefundable deposit, i'll give you a von dutch trucker hat so that you
can completely date yourself! and no one will stop you because your
bridesmaids all secretly want to look better than you because they can't
understand why you're getting married and not them! so sign up for my
services now because it won't be long before i'm in rehab!!!
Much ****,
******* Fairy
ohhh the ***** fairy! i can do her too.
hiii i'm the ****** fairy! i inexplicably got popular by blasting girls in
the face with clown paint and convincing them that it was a good look by
preying on their insecurities! and i charge out the *** to make you look
like a slutty raccoon so i can fuel my raging ***** habit! people may say
that i'm addicted to them, but if i was addicted to ***** then why would i
be drunk all the time?? so get ready to drink that koolaid, glammies, and
i'll slap you around with roofing tar so that you can be utterly
embarrassed of your wedding pictures in 5 years. and for just a $500
nonrefundable deposit, i'll give you a von dutch trucker hat so that you
can completely date yourself! and no one will stop you because your
bridesmaids all secretly want to look better than you because they can't
understand why you're getting married and not them! so sign up for my
services now because it won't be long before i'm in rehab!!!
Much ****,
******* Fairy
