Oh yeah! ummm weirdest sex dream ever?

I had a dream last night that I took Mike Myer's virginity . Lol, not because I wanted to but because I didn't want him to kill me.

He was really awkward and clumsy

I told FH this morning and he goes, 'Your vagina saves the world again.'

hahaha he's hilarious!!! wow...you have a super power!!!

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Posted by allornil

hahaha he's hilarious!!! wow...you have a super power!!!

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not ME...just my vagina apparently

hahahhah your FH is hysterical and what a creepy dream and picture

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Posted by evita2781

hahahhah your FH is hysterical and what a creepy dream and picture

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he DID take his mask off first. He wasn't bad looking underneath but he didn't smell too good

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Posted by kedra5

I just want to thank you and your no no spot for saving a lot of lives. You took one for the team!

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What i should've done was start cheering:

'NO! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square!'

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Posted by Jsquared

michael myers is my biggest fear!!! You just ruined my day!! LOL but FH is hysterical!

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omg, mike myers scares me too...but Freddy Kruger scares me more...

I'm afraid to fall asleep tonight...he'll do me in my dreams

LMAO!!!

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by evita2781

hahahhah your FH is hysterical and what a creepy dream and picture

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he DID take his mask off first. He wasn't bad looking underneath but he didn't smell too good

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eww he probably smells like moldy garbage stew face - grossssssssssss

You're FH's response is awesome!

I just have to ask:

Has your vagina saved the world previous to this dream? Just asking because he did say that it saved the world 'again'

I just laughed out loud

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Posted by kedra5

I just have to ask:

Has your vagina saved the world previous to this dream? Just asking because he did say that it saved the world 'again'

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hmmm maybe her vagina saves the world at night and during the day she's got her alter ego.

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Posted by kedra5

I just have to ask:

Has your vagina saved the world previous to this dream? Just asking because he did say that it saved the world 'again'

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I'm not really sure what he meant by that but I'm assuming he was saying that this is not the first time where I've use my 'vagina' figuratively or literally to get myself out of sticky situations.

Ahem, the 'literally' part is only for FH when he's mad at me.

Or when mike myers is out for blood

Believe me ladies, if my vagina could save the gulf right now, I'd take the first flight to mexico

I'm not really sure what he meant by that but I'm assuming he was saying that this is not the first time where I've use my 'vagina' figuratively or literally to get myself out of sticky situations.

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Sticky situations

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by kedra5

I just have to ask:

Has your vagina saved the world previous to this dream? Just asking because he did say that it saved the world 'again'

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I'm not really sure what he meant by that but I'm assuming he was saying that this is not the first time where I've use my 'vagina' figuratively or literally to get myself out of sticky situations.

Ahem, the 'literally' part is only for FH when he's mad at me.

Or when mike myers is out for blood

Believe me ladies, if my vagina could save the gulf right now, I'd take the first flight to mexico

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BTW if your vagina could soak up all that oil...i think that that is a whole separate issue

I'm pretty sure that I never thought I'd say vagina on LIW...especially not this many times....