Ok, let's talk gas (no, not the kind that you put in your car!)

Ok, let's talk gas (no, not the kind that you put in your car!)

So, I was thinking that this topic has not been covered yet, even though just about every other disgusting and embarrassing topic has been brought up here! We've talked about OTHER people's gas (mainly DH's ) but not our own.
This has the potential to be on Off-Topic, but I really don't think it's that bad, so I'm posting it here.

Ok, anyway, post your most embarrassing passing-gas story.
Did you squeak out a toot when you thought nobody was around but then discovered that somebody was there? Or did you drop a SBD in your office and just seconds later your boss walked in?

Here's my story:
I was out in Cali on a business trip, at the Los Angeles ARTCC (where Air Traffic Controllers work). I was crouched down next to my client, who was sitting in a chair discussing some things with me. All of a sudden, I let one go It just leaked out; I couldn't help it. It was silent, but the smell started wafting up and I started to panic! About 2 seconds later, my client leans back away from me.....doh! I was soooo mortified!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!

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Posted by Blu-ize

I have way too many stories about this...

You can't handle it...

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Oh, trust me. I live with the King of Flatulence. I can handle it!

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I fart in my sleep.

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I don't have any stories, but my DH swears noone smells as bad as I do.

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One of my friends is a dental hygienist and one day after a patient of hers had just left, she let one rip.
Just then, she sees her boss walking towards her, so she panics and picks up the sucker thingy and tries to suck up the smell!
Unfortunatley, it didn't work, and her boss made an about-face once he got a wiff

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Not too long after DH and I started dating we were in my apartment and I was making dinner. He came up behind me and gave me this really big hug and well, one slipped out. I honestly thought we were going to die of laughter.

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me and fh were packing for our vacation and i was sitting on the floor bending over the suitcase and i let a little one go and I didnt know what to do so i just blurted out 'oops I farted'...we still crack up about it.

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I cant believe Im admitting this. It still remains a mystery among my circle of friends. We were all at the local pub hanging out. I felt a SBD manifesting, but I tried my darndest to keep my cheeks together. Well my efforts were useless, because it slipped out anyway. OMG, I cant tell you how bad it was. It was like sitting in a sauna full of wet cheese. I kid you not, it stunk up half the bar!!! People were mortified saying, what the hell is that smell. I was so embarrassed, but I wouldnt admit it was me. Good God, the smell lingered for at least 10 minutes. If you guys pass along this story to ANYONE, I'll be forced to harm you

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i love the stories!!!!!

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Posted by divabride

I cant believe Im admitting this. It still remains a mystery among my circle of friends. We were all at the local pub hanging out. I felt a SBD manifesting, but I tried my darndest to keep my cheeks together. Well my efforts were useless, because it slipped out anyway. OMG, I cant tell you how bad it was. It was like sitting in a sauna full of wet cheese. I kid you not, it stunk up half the bar!!! People were mortified saying, what the hell is that smell. I was so embarrassed, but I wouldnt admit it was me. Good God, the smell lingered for at least 10 minutes. If you guys pass along this story to ANYONE, I'll be forced to harm you

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OMG I haven't laughed so hard in the longest time!!!!

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