OK - time for a laugh...

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on
And point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can on Your Desk And
Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For
Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The
Prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. as Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a
Serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
And Play tropical Sounds All Day

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You is not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To the Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

Thats funny..

thats great!!!

I am actually sitting at my desk laughing out loud. That was great. Thanks.

Some of those are great!!! Could you imagine doing them? I always loved the idea of acting or saying odd things just to see people's reaction!

You have to see what someone else posted - you are REALLY going to laugh..

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=404&SectionID=1

I'm posting this on my myspace bulliten!! I love paging yourself and not disguising your voice!! And the prophecy one and diamond smuggling- tho that onw might cause problems!!