OKAY GIRLS!! HERE IT IS - FH's ANSWER!!! ENJOY --
So we’ve finally come to the butt.
To start, I want to make a distinction between the girls who’ve tried anal sex and don’t like it and those who’ve never tried it and don’t like it. Now you don’t have to try something to know you don’t like it. I’ve never made out with a dude, but I don’t have to try it to know I don’t like it because I know that dudes are probably bad kissers. So you are completely entitled to not like anal sex and never try it. Just realize that if you’ve never tried it, your dislike for anal sex is different than the dislike of the girl who has tried it.
But I believe the question was why do guys like going for the butt. I skimmed some of the thread and you all hit on some key ones. Typically, it is in fact tighter and most guys like that. But I submit that tight does not make right. Just being tight isn’t all there is, if it was, this thread would be about shinshi shinshi. So obviously, sometimes there is such a thing as too tight, and tightness isn’t the most important part of sex. Furthermore, most guys can tell you that there is just something special about the vagina that is lost when it comes to the ***. Hell, you girls probably know better than we do. So don’t think that we’re trading in the vagina for the *** any time soon.
I heard someone mention dominance, and creepily enough, that is accurate. There is an aspect of that, at least. Even your average milquetoast DG might find himself enjoying the primal nature of anal. I don’t know if that’s something we as men should be apologizing for, but hey, it’s out there. And I might feel worse if I didn’t think that women at least sometimes enjoy being on the receiving end of a somewhat dominant sexual act, anal or otherwise.
But perhaps the biggest motivator for anal sex is what we all suspect: the fact that we’re not supposed to. For a lot of guys, it’s the last milestone. Since we were teenagers we’ve been obsessed with figuring you girls out. And although we’ve had little success, we do know one thing: most women are not openly down with you putting your **** in their butt. How many women are actually doing it, we don’t know, but we do know your official party stance: EXIT ONLY.
Now I should also clarify that not all guys are into the butt. It’s not an eventuality that every guy comes to a point in his life where he needs to bang a butt. But like all human beings, when you tell us we can’t do something, we’d like to know why. And when you can’t produce a convincing argument, we start thinking that maybe we’re on to something.
I’ve seen the common reasons on this board already. I think OP said that poop comes from there. Well just what exactly do you think comes from your vagina? Let’s not act like that place is always a celestial garden. And you vomit from your mouth; do you think you’re going to get out of using that on us any time soon? Look, sex is a dirty business. Sometimes you just have to roll up your sleeves and let the clichés fall where they may. If you don’t, you’re only hurting yourself.
I’ve also heard that it hurts, and you won’t find an argument here. But so did vaginal sex at first, and that worked out for everybody, didn’t it? If you can push an 8 pound person through your vagina, I’m pretty sure you can take considerably less up the butt. Women are tough. I think you’ll get used to it.
So basically, we keep asking because you haven’t come up with a good enough reason for why we shouldn’t. And if you want to settle the menfolk, you should put that high on the agenda at the next secret meeting of women. Or perhaps the question shouldn’t be why are guys all about anal sex, but why are you girls all about not giving it to us?
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To start, I want to make a distinction between the girls who’ve tried anal sex and don’t like it and those who’ve never tried it and don’t like it. Now you don’t have to try something to know you don’t like it. I’ve never made out with a dude, but I don’t have to try it to know I don’t like it because I know that dudes are probably bad kissers. So you are completely entitled to not like anal sex and never try it. Just realize that if you’ve never tried it, your dislike for anal sex is different than the dislike of the girl who has tried it.
But I believe the question was why do guys like going for the butt. I skimmed some of the thread and you all hit on some key ones. Typically, it is in fact tighter and most guys like that. But I submit that tight does not make right. Just being tight isn’t all there is, if it was, this thread would be about shinshi shinshi. So obviously, sometimes there is such a thing as too tight, and tightness isn’t the most important part of sex. Furthermore, most guys can tell you that there is just something special about the vagina that is lost when it comes to the ***. Hell, you girls probably know better than we do. So don’t think that we’re trading in the vagina for the *** any time soon.
I heard someone mention dominance, and creepily enough, that is accurate. There is an aspect of that, at least. Even your average milquetoast DG might find himself enjoying the primal nature of anal. I don’t know if that’s something we as men should be apologizing for, but hey, it’s out there. And I might feel worse if I didn’t think that women at least sometimes enjoy being on the receiving end of a somewhat dominant sexual act, anal or otherwise.
But perhaps the biggest motivator for anal sex is what we all suspect: the fact that we’re not supposed to. For a lot of guys, it’s the last milestone. Since we were teenagers we’ve been obsessed with figuring you girls out. And although we’ve had little success, we do know one thing: most women are not openly down with you putting your **** in their butt. How many women are actually doing it, we don’t know, but we do know your official party stance: EXIT ONLY.
Now I should also clarify that not all guys are into the butt. It’s not an eventuality that every guy comes to a point in his life where he needs to bang a butt. But like all human beings, when you tell us we can’t do something, we’d like to know why. And when you can’t produce a convincing argument, we start thinking that maybe we’re on to something.
I’ve seen the common reasons on this board already. I think OP said that poop comes from there. Well just what exactly do you think comes from your vagina? Let’s not act like that place is always a celestial garden. And you vomit from your mouth; do you think you’re going to get out of using that on us any time soon? Look, sex is a dirty business. Sometimes you just have to roll up your sleeves and let the clichés fall where they may. If you don’t, you’re only hurting yourself.
I’ve also heard that it hurts, and you won’t find an argument here. But so did vaginal sex at first, and that worked out for everybody, didn’t it? If you can push an 8 pound person through your vagina, I’m pretty sure you can take considerably less up the butt. Women are tough. I think you’ll get used to it.
So basically, we keep asking because you haven’t come up with a good enough reason for why we shouldn’t. And if you want to settle the menfolk, you should put that high on the agenda at the next secret meeting of women. Or perhaps the question shouldn’t be why are guys all about anal sex, but why are you girls all about not giving it to us?
***I LOVE HIM
