okay, i lied... HUMP DAY HA-HA's

no tfln or fml's though.. not enough time (i think)













Ulla was about to learn her first lesson in mountain climbing… never leave too much slack.









so it looks like i MIGHT have enough time.. i'll do the FMLs first... there tends to be less

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, 'Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?' My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, 'Yeah, that just happened,' and walks off. FML
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Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, 'No, I'm working that day.' My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML
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Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said 'It's because you're ginger, isn't it?' That's not what I was going to say. FML
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Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
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Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, 'Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?' My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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That's not even a little bit funny!

yay, glad we got our funnies after all

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