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Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

wc0143 Posted:

Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

nov04LIbride Posted:

Re: Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

wendycakes I'll help you! Want to email it to me?
MonkeyLuv Posted:

Re: Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

Piece of advice...
Don't make your objective 'to snag free stuff and have the most b!tchin' time ever!!'

I had to learn that the hard way.


wc0143 Posted:

Re: Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

Oh b!tchcakes!!!! I haven't even added in what I've done for the past five years!!!


I don't know why I can't get in the mindset to do this (I even have the description of what I did from a co-workers resume that DH found on monster while he was searching for cadidiates for an opening at his company).

Once I actually have something to send, I would appreciate a new set of eyes taking a look. Thanks!
wc0143 Posted:

Re: Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

Sh!t!! The last time I sent out my resume we didn't even have 'OBJECTIVES'

But how this: 'Looking to get knocked up, will screw you & not return from maternity leave'
nov04LIbride Posted:

Re: Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

I'll see if I can put my Master's in HR to SOME use...Other than taking up more space on MY resume...
Anniegrl Posted:

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Posted by wc0143

Sh!t!! The last time I sent out my resume we didn't even have 'OBJECTIVES'

But how this: 'Looking to get knocked up, will screw you & not return from maternity leave'


Or: 'Who took my job. I'll find my job!'
palebride Posted:

Re: Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

I can help if you'd like......
although I'm not sure if you should add carrying around a trading cards in your wallet as one of your accomphishments.... (i forgot which trading card it was.....)

seriously, though, if you'd like another set of eyes to look at it - i'm an english teacher, i rip people's ideas apart for a living!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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If I looking for job, my name Wendy Green Giant!
nov04LIbride Posted:

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Objective: Filling the aimless hours of 9-5 with as much time on LIW as possible while getting paid...Possibly taking an hour off for lunch to go frog-hunting, measuring snow fall, or buying grapples to feed the Green Giant...

wc0143 Posted:

Re: Okay, really - who wants to write my resume?

Posted by nov04LIbride

Objective: Filling the aimless hours of 9-5 with as much time on LIW as possible while getting paid...Possibly taking an hour off for lunch to go frog-hunting, measuring snow fall, or buying grapples to feed the Green Giant...


WAIT!!!!! I only get an HOUR for lunch????

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