Sorry girls yes i forgot to log off again. I have been doing it but i havent been on in sometime so i forogot that i was still log in! FH just now ask me if i have been on here so i knew he must have pulled something! again sorry for the story and no its not true and yes i am gong to kill him. I made him promise not to come on her anymore!
Hope at least most of you have a good laugh. I would erase it but most people get upset that they didnt get to read the orifinal one!
So......I went to the hospital today..yea! emergency.. and why??? because of pooping. you see when i poop i look like schwarzenegger in total recall. i growl, spit and grind my teeth. i was so used to this vein in my forehead popping out but i think i went a little to far this time. i was squeezin this jagged log out when i passed out hitting my head on the tub knocking me out cold. my fh heard the thump and came running up to see what happened. he said when he couldnt get a response from me he broke the door to break in. when he got inside he saw me knocked out with the huge jagged turd hanging from my butt. he said it looked like my butt was smoking a cigar. but this butt dont smoke. he could barely make the call to 911 he was laughing so hard. now the ambo comes and instead of caring for my head the thought my butt was impaled by a tree branch. they go to town on my butt all day and im running out of crap to right cuz im half asleep and drunk. yes my fw poops. big smelly ones. in the yard. in a hole. then puts dirt on it so it doesnt attract wild animals. el fin
