OMG!! I thought I was pregnant

So I don't know if ya'll remember me asking about altering Aunt Flo for the wedding. Well, ladies it worked and my cycle is all messed up. My Dr. wanted me to do it early so I can see how my body reacts and well it never came back. Well, it should have been here on my last patch switch and it wasn't.

So I went to buy a pregnancy test today, and I'm talking to FH on the phone because he's flying back from FL. He's leaving to go to Cancun tomorrow morning for his Bachelor party and he asked me to pick up some No-hangover pills (Chasers).

I was cracking up the entire time because there I am at the register buying a EPT and Alcohol Chaser pills.

Thank goodness the test was negative; I was so worried.

Congrats on the negative -

Congrats on the negative.

Can you imagine what the cashier was thinking, chasers and an EPT?

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Posted by David'sbride

Congrats on the negative.

Can you imagine what the cashier was thinking, chasers and an EPT?

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Since you are happy you're not preggo, so am I! That's one thing FH and I are holding off on - until we get our house.

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Posted by AnniesSS

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Posted by David'sbride

Congrats on the negative.

Can you imagine what the cashier was thinking, chasers and an EPT?

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Since you are happy you're not preggo, so am I! That's one thing FH and I are holding off on - until we get our house.

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Thanks. We're holding off until at least I get my PhD so that's like another year or two or three.... I think having children are a blessing so I would have had it, but I just kept thinking about how I would not be able to do my research and how disappointed my advisor would be... I'm so glad though...

The worst thing is that they had the pregnancy tests locked up so I had to ask someone to open it. Well, I'm really anal so I'm reading all the boxes and trying to figure out which one to get. So the guy is like 'This is the one that all the girls get', then he shows me another one and says 'this one gives you an extra test for free'. FH is on the phone the entire time cracking up. Then I have to ask the guy to show me where the no hangover pills are. The look he gave me was hysterical!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsA814

congrats on the neg. I had that problem to it is not fun.I though i was but i was not. I got off the depo shot and i still have not got my aunt flo. I called the doctor and she said that it will take up to 5 months i'm hoping that i don't get it on my wedding day. Still waiting

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ME Too! I need to call my Dr. because I don't know what to do. I hope it doesn't come on my wedding day too. This just goes to show you that mother nature doesn't like to be fooled around with. Man, my aunt flo used to come like clockwork. Really, like down to the hour...

I have an even better more embarassing story!!!! LONG but Def. worthwhile. (Nobody can top this) So, I go to CVS a while back and decide, I'm going to buy those cool 'feminine wipes' that make you feel fresh. Now, I even had a coupon from a circular. So I go in and I'm discretely looking for them in each aisle. Finally, I find them and there's this REALLY cute guy that happens to be stocking the shelves with them. So I quickly turn the corner and pretend like I wasn't going to go down that aisle. So after a while, I decide 'Either I stand here all day and wait for him to leave, or I just grab them.' So I go and I have my back towards him and notice that they don't have the ones on sale. So now I have to ASK him where they are. He says, hold on ... let me check, follow me. So now we're at the pharmacy counter and he's asking the pharmacist. (There's also a LONG line at the counter) He gets on the microphone and announces to the whole store, 'I need someone to check for Feminine wipes in Aisle 2' So now I am beat red and ready to just run out of the store. So two more young guys come over and they're searching for them for me. They finally find them and hand them to me. So I walk to the counter with my head between my legs and they don't ring up. So now we go through all of this again. I finally get to pay, and as I'm walking out the security thing goes off. Now they have to search my bag and have to dump out the stuff in front of everyone in line. I was cleared and I left... I never ever bought anything like that again!!! SOOOOOOOOO EMBARASSING!!!!

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Posted by DayBeforeThanksgiving

I have an even better more embarassing story!!!! LONG but Def. worthwhile. (Nobody can top this) So, I go to CVS a while back and decide, I'm going to buy those cool 'feminine wipes' that make you feel fresh. Now, I even had a coupon from a circular. So I go in and I'm discretely looking for them in each aisle. Finally, I find them and there's this REALLY cute guy that happens to be stocking the shelves with them. So I quickly turn the corner and pretend like I wasn't going to go down that aisle. So after a while, I decide 'Either I stand here all day and wait for him to leave, or I just grab them.' So I go and I have my back towards him and notice that they don't have the ones on sale. So now I have to ASK him where they are. He says, hold on ... let me check, follow me. So now we're at the pharmacy counter and he's asking the pharmacist. (There's also a LONG line at the counter) He gets on the microphone and announces to the whole store, 'I need someone to check for Feminine wipes in Aisle 2' So now I am beat red and ready to just run out of the store. So two more young guys come over and they're searching for them for me. They finally find them and hand them to me. So I walk to the counter with my head between my legs and they don't ring up. So now we go through all of this again. I finally get to pay, and as I'm walking out the security thing goes off. Now they have to search my bag and have to dump out the stuff in front of everyone in line. I was cleared and I left... I never ever bought anything like that again!!! SOOOOOOOOO EMBARASSING!!!!

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You're right - it's hard to top that one!!!!!!!! By the way - were the wipes worth all the trouble?

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Posted by DayBeforeThanksgiving

I have an even better more embarassing story!!!! LONG but Def. worthwhile. (Nobody can top this) So, I go to CVS a while back and decide, I'm going to buy those cool 'feminine wipes' that make you feel fresh. Now, I even had a coupon from a circular. So I go in and I'm discretely looking for them in each aisle. Finally, I find them and there's this REALLY cute guy that happens to be stocking the shelves with them. So I quickly turn the corner and pretend like I wasn't going to go down that aisle. So after a while, I decide 'Either I stand here all day and wait for him to leave, or I just grab them.' So I go and I have my back towards him and notice that they don't have the ones on sale. So now I have to ASK him where they are. He says, hold on ... let me check, follow me. So now we're at the pharmacy counter and he's asking the pharmacist. (There's also a LONG line at the counter) He gets on the microphone and announces to the whole store, 'I need someone to check for Feminine wipes in Aisle 2' So now I am beat red and ready to just run out of the store. So two more young guys come over and they're searching for them for me. They finally find them and hand them to me. So I walk to the counter with my head between my legs and they don't ring up. So now we go through all of this again. I finally get to pay, and as I'm walking out the security thing goes off. Now they have to search my bag and have to dump out the stuff in front of everyone in line. I was cleared and I left... I never ever bought anything like that again!!! SOOOOOOOOO EMBARASSING!!!!

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Okay you have me beat! That is hilarious!! That's something you would hear in the movies.

Sounds like something that would happen to me!