Posted by wc0143
HEY!!! TONTO was a nickname I had in HS!!!!![]()
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Posted by usuk2004
Posted by wc0143
HEY!!! TONTO was a nickname I had in HS!!!!![]()
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Um, why????![]()
Posted by MonkeyLuv
Do you mean.....
APACHE
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga
I'm Big Bank, I am the Chief
I got a lot of raps but I'll be real
I never need a horse I like to chill
so I, drive up in my new Seville
My Tribe went down in the hall of fame
Cause I'm the one who shot Jesse James
Pound for pound, I will never break down
(Big Bank!) No sir, I don't mess around
Awowowowowowowowowow!! Ho!
Wowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowow!!
Like Kemosabi, of course it's me
I'm better known as the Master G
A firing squad, sensed the danger
When they're stung by the rapping ranger
Had a little talk with my medicine man
He said, 'Get them squaws, fast as you can'
To all you girls, that wanna join my Tribe
Just move to my rhythm, and feel my vibe
Put up a fuss, in the end you'll agree
When you come inside, my tee-pee
As I said before, you could sense the danger
When you're stung by the rapping ranger
When Silver and I, take a ride
All you suckers better step aside
I sting squaws, then I run away
HIYOO Silver, is what I say!
Ho! Ho! Wowowowowowowowow!
Hit it gang!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Aowowowowowowowowowowowo!
A pow-wow, just rock it out
Finger poppin to the break of dawn
Keep it rockin like the stuff that we call maize
(What's that?) Hot buttered popcorn
You just hippa-hoppa-dippa-boppa bang the boogie
woogie betcha wanna boogie again
And you can put me to the test at your request
I rock you out of your mocassins
Kemosabi got down, took off his mask
He kicked off his shoes and did the Monster Mash
Tommy came along, saw what was happenin
His head began to boppin his foot start to clappin
Go slam, dunk, do the jerk
And with the mic is how my smoke signals work
They were jammin' off a record that said it best:
'Now what you hear is not a test!'
Aowowowowowowowowowowowo!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga
Posted by wc0143
Posted by usuk2004
Posted by wc0143
HEY!!! TONTO was a nickname I had in HS!!!!![]()
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Um, why????![]()
Someone started a rumor I had a Mohawk *down there* ...![]()
Posted by wc0143
Posted by usuk2004
Posted by wc0143
HEY!!! TONTO was a nickname I had in HS!!!!![]()
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Um, why????![]()
Someone started a rumor I had a Mohawk *down there* ...![]()
Posted by wc0143
Posted by usuk2004
Posted by wc0143
HEY!!! TONTO was a nickname I had in HS!!!!![]()
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Um, why????![]()
Someone started a rumor I had a Mohawk *down there* ...![]()
Posted by usuk2004
Posted by wc0143
Posted by usuk2004
Posted by wc0143
HEY!!! TONTO was a nickname I had in HS!!!!![]()
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Um, why????![]()
Someone started a rumor I had a Mohawk *down there* ...![]()
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did you??????
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Yep, Liz, Apache is EXACTLY what I mean - it cracks me up every time!!! All I can say is I had BETTER be getting Dodgeball for Christmas, or else there may be some filing going on!! (you can actually buy a do-it-yourself Divorce Kit in the supermarket here!!!!)![]()
Posted by wc0143
Well let's just say in this instance the roof did match the carpet (is that the saying?)
Posted by MonkeyLuv
Posted by wc0143
Well let's just say in this instance the roof did match the carpet (is that the saying?)
The DRAPES match the carpet!!![]()
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Posted by wc0143
Posted by MonkeyLuv
Posted by wc0143
Well let's just say in this instance the roof did match the carpet (is that the saying?)
The DRAPES match the carpet!!![]()
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Whatever!!!![]()
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You are just too punk rock for us!
Posted by wc0143
Gimme tomahawk, me scalp 'em
Posted by MonkeyLuv
You are just too punk rock for us!
Posted by usuk2004
Was their any color involved as well??
Posted by wc0143
Posted by usuk2004
Was their any color involved as well??
With the roof or the basement?![]()
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