OMG! Too funny!!

So FH and I were grocery shopping today and just came back. Had to tell you this story:

I forgot to get chickpeas, so FH went back a few aisles while I took the cart and continued shopping. In the bean aisle was this little old man with no teeth, probably about 80 years old. He almost hit FH with his cart, and this is what came out of this little old man's mouth 'Get out of my way or I'll knock your *** down in the middle of the goddamn store!' Now mind you, FH is the type to ALWAYS stand up for himself. But, he was so shocked that he could not say anything, and could barely keep himself from laughing. Isn't that crazy!?!

This is too hilarious!


WOuld you mind if I hijacked a little and told another funny grocery store story???

Looks like Somebeody forgot to take his Metamucil

A few months ago my FH had to run back and grab something while I was on line and this old guy grabbed him by the shirt and told him he was 'broken where his balls are' -- his fly was undone. Now whenever his fly is open I say that.

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Posted by smm2675

hey man, old people got nothing to lose. they just say whateve is on their minds

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i cant wait to be Old. OMG am i gonna have fun torturing those 'little hooliganz'

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Posted by neeniebean86

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Posted by smm2675

hey man, old people got nothing to lose. they just say whateve is on their minds

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i cant wait to be Old. OMG am i gonna have fun torturing those 'little hooliganz'

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word!!

He shouldve throw a grape at his head--- a run by fruiting

I went food shopping with Dh today and we did the self scan what a pain in the butt that is!