OMG....Z-100...talking about bridesmaids

It is all repeat shows bc they are on vacay for the next two weeks. Just wanted to put it out there, so people don't try and call in!

Its a repeat, but i remember when it was originally on.... the contract they are talking about. I actually posted it a long time ago...

*Bridesmaid’s Contract*
Hello my beautiful bridesmaids! Let me just say again how happy I am that you are going to be a part of my special day! Below are just a few guidelines for the wedding that I’d like you to review, please initial by each point, sign at the end and send back to me. Just want to make sure they’re aren’t any surprises! The planning bride is a happy bride!
Thanks a bunch! Love ya! -The Bride-To-Be

______ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer.
______ I will not change my hair color without first consulting (Bride's Name) and providing a sample photo or hair swatch for consideration.
______ I will use Sally Hansen’s “Maximum Growth-Daily Nail Growth program” every day for the 4 months before the wedding day.
______ I will not gain more than 4lbs from the weight I was when I was asked to be a bridesmaid.
______ I will join a well-known weight loss program and through whatever means necessary will lose the desired amount of weight as previously discussed with (Bride's Name) at the time when asked to be a bridesmaid in her wedding.
______ I swear to attend all showers, (lingerie, kitchen, bridal & bachelorette) to arrive in a timely manner and do everything in my power to support and “be there” for the bride.
______ I will purchase the dress as chosen within 3 weeks of today.
______ I will NOT knowingly get pregnant without notifying (Bride's Name) at least 6 months prior to the wedding so a suitable alternate can be found. I will also give my purchased bridesmaid dress to said alternate.

I do hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the above & other understood bridesmaid duties for the wedding on (Date of Wedding)
X_________________________
(sign, print and date)

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Posted by FinallyEngaged

Its a repeat, but i remember when it was originally on.... the contract they are talking about. I actually posted it a long time ago...

*Bridesmaid’s Contract*
Hello my beautiful bridesmaids! Let me just say again how happy I am that you are going to be a part of my special day! Below are just a few guidelines for the wedding that I’d like you to review, please initial by each point, sign at the end and send back to me. Just want to make sure they’re aren’t any surprises! The planning bride is a happy bride!
Thanks a bunch! Love ya! -The Bride-To-Be

______ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer.
______ I will not change my hair color without first consulting (Bride's Name) and providing a sample photo or hair swatch for consideration.
______ I will use Sally Hansen’s “Maximum Growth-Daily Nail Growth program” every day for the 4 months before the wedding day.
______ I will not gain more than 4lbs from the weight I was when I was asked to be a bridesmaid.
______ I will join a well-known weight loss program and through whatever means necessary will lose the desired amount of weight as previously discussed with (Bride's Name) at the time when asked to be a bridesmaid in her wedding.
______ I swear to attend all showers, (lingerie, kitchen, bridal & bachelorette) to arrive in a timely manner and do everything in my power to support and “be there” for the bride.
______ I will purchase the dress as chosen within 3 weeks of today.
______ I will NOT knowingly get pregnant without notifying (Bride's Name) at least 6 months prior to the wedding so a suitable alternate can be found. I will also give my purchased bridesmaid dress to said alternate.

I do hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the above & other understood bridesmaid duties for the wedding on (Date of Wedding)
X_________________________
(sign, print and date)

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What a nut

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Posted by FinallyEngaged

Its a repeat, but i remember when it was originally on.... the contract they are talking about. I actually posted it a long time ago...

*Bridesmaid’s Contract*
Hello my beautiful bridesmaids! Let me just say again how happy I am that you are going to be a part of my special day! Below are just a few guidelines for the wedding that I’d like you to review, please initial by each point, sign at the end and send back to me. Just want to make sure they’re aren’t any surprises! The planning bride is a happy bride!
Thanks a bunch! Love ya! -The Bride-To-Be

______ My hair will remain at the length it is now or longer.
______ I will not change my hair color without first consulting (Bride's Name) and providing a sample photo or hair swatch for consideration.
______ I will use Sally Hansen’s “Maximum Growth-Daily Nail Growth program” every day for the 4 months before the wedding day.
______ I will not gain more than 4lbs from the weight I was when I was asked to be a bridesmaid.
______ I will join a well-known weight loss program and through whatever means necessary will lose the desired amount of weight as previously discussed with (Bride's Name) at the time when asked to be a bridesmaid in her wedding.
______ I swear to attend all showers, (lingerie, kitchen, bridal & bachelorette) to arrive in a timely manner and do everything in my power to support and “be there” for the bride.
______ I will purchase the dress as chosen within 3 weeks of today.
______ I will NOT knowingly get pregnant without notifying (Bride's Name) at least 6 months prior to the wedding so a suitable alternate can be found. I will also give my purchased bridesmaid dress to said alternate.

I do hereby swear that I will adhere to all of the above & other understood bridesmaid duties for the wedding on (Date of Wedding)
X_________________________
(sign, print and date)

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Lol, i jsut emailed that to my girls... and then at the very bottom, i kid, i kid! lol i can't wait to hear their responses