OMY You've gotta love craigslist...Dear Nigerian E-mail Scammer

I am ROTFLMAO over this

How I got the best of a Nigerian Scammer

That is soo funny. That is a real email. My DH gets almost 3 of them a day from other countries telling him he is the distant cousin of the great uncle of the brother of the sister whatever.

I can't believe that guy thought he was serious, guess they didn't see Dukes of Hazzard yet in Nigeria!!

I wish they were true...with all the emails DH has gotten about long lost relatives that left him money...man we'd be billionaires by now.

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Posted by Boop2704

I wish they were true...with all the emails DH has gotten about long lost relatives that left him money...man we'd be billionaires by now.

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LOL> Today i got call #6 from royal prestige that I won a 'fabulous prize package.'
She said 'i'm just calling to tell you that you and your fiance-'

me: 'WE WON THE PRIZE AGAIN THAT WE WON FIVE TIMES BEFORE! WOW'

her: 'er....umm...I didn't realize you'd gotten a call already'

me: yeah!

If I only I could win that many real contests!

i totally love this - great reading - i cant believe it went on so long without them realizing what was going on
what idiots

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Posted by marymoon

Those scams are very real and they've actually flown people to nigeria and taken them for a LOT of money. I was reading an article about it recently. Those scams are like the 2nd highest source of income in nigeria or something. It's really a huge business.

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How could anyone fall for this? Very amusing to read, you gotta have a lot of tim eon your hands to come up with that, Dukes of hazzard!

LMAO!

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Posted by marymoon

Those scams are very real and they've actually flown people to nigeria and taken them for a LOT of money. I was reading an article about it recently. Those scams are like the 2nd highest source of income in nigeria or something. It's really a huge business.

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OMG!!!!!! that's unbelievable!!!!

In honor of this post, I too responded to the lottery I just won!! Here's the email I got!


CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR WINNING: Come On For Your Winning,

We happily announce to you the draw of South African 2010 World cup Bid lottery Award International programs held in Zurich, Switzerland. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: (B9665 75604546 199) with! Serial number (97560) drew the winning: (60/84/27/17/36), which subsequently on you the lottery award in the 2nd category.

Your name have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$(2,000.000) (Two million United States Dollars) in cash credited to file (KPC/9030108308/03). This is from a total cash prize of US $(2,000,000) Million dollars, shared among the first 200 Hundred and lucky winners in this category worldwide. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our lottery booklet representative office in South Africa as indicate in the play coupon.

In view of this, your U.S ($2,000,000) (Two Million United States Dollars) would be released to you by our bank manager immediately he commences the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. Also your claim included with free flight ticket and one month hotel reservation in one of the five star hotels.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over (100.000.00) companies and individual emails address. The lottery program took place to promote South Africa (2010 world cup award). For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims are processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted Abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.

(Please be warned)

To file for your claim, please contact our banking Manager immediately, you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, his contact information is as!

Name: Mr.Mike Douglas.
Direct Line: (+27-73-000-58-97)
E-mail: [email protected]

Please be informed that all winning must be claimed on or before 30 days of this Notification, To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference /batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent.
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program that has succesfully won this competition.

Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.


Signed: President Nelson Mandela (chairman)
Molefi OLIPHANT (President)
Chief Operations Officer
Albert MOKOENA
Chief Executive Officer
Danny JORDAAN.

N.B/Call our bank manager for your claim, do not miss this opportunity.
Thank you for your co-operation
Mr. JERRY KENN (Zonal Co-coordinator).

Here's my response:

Dear Mr Zuma.

My name is Karen Walker and Im just tickled pink at the fact that I won the lottery!!!! This is wonderful news!! Wait until my husband Stan finds out!!! He's always telling me I mooch off his fortune, but now I'll have my own money to spend. Now I can finally quit this stinkin assistant job and spend the rest of my days doing what I enjoy the most!!! Please let me know what I need to do to collect my winnings. Its been a pleasure honey, and I hope to hear from ya soon!

Kisses,
Karen

amazing

I can hardly type from the tears.