Our Mission Statement is Simple:

Original post by MrsERod

Jan 22, 2005 05:08 PM

OFC Mission Statement:

'TO WEED OUT ALL FAKIES!'

OFC Code of Ethics:

In recognition to the creators of this site, and our obligations to our fellow brides, brides-to-be, newlyweds, the public, and each other, the Out Fakies Club and its members, (commonly referred to as the O.F.C) will continuously strive to become and remain informed on issues affecting brides and their significant others. Any member of the O.F.C. who observes or uncovers any conduct that may violate the sanctity of LIW, legitimate brides, and Official Vendors, involving misappropriation or misrepresentation, must bring such matters to the attention of the O.F.C. WE WILL identify and take necessary steps, through the enforcement of this Code of Ethics, and by assisting the appropriate regulatory bodies, (Ron & Liz) to eliminate practices and/or liars, (commonly referred to as 'Fakies') which may discredit or bring dishonor to the wedding planning forum we call LIW.

Thank You.
MrsERod
Vice President
Out Fakies Club

luvsbob4603 Posted: Jan 22, 2005 06:46 PM

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thank you!

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:08 PM

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Swags1016

I hereby appoint you Spokesperson of the OFC. Your responsibilities are to be the speaker for the OFC members. You are to inform all board members, inspectors, ambassadors and trainees of the official events and/or activities of the OFC. You are the speaker to all that may ask about or have questions concerning the OFC. Once a fakie has been identified you are to inform all OFC members on our official thread as well as making an official statement to the fakie of our knowledge of their presence.

Do you accept your responsibilities as OFC Spokesperson

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:26 PM

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To our ambassadors..we acknowledge your expertise on your boards and thank you for your assistance. We are relying on you to keep your boards free of fakies

To all new members in training...welcome to our wonderful crime fighting family...We are here to assist you in anyway...Go forth and fakies you should out!

To everyone else (not fakies): all is welcome to join, we llok forward to your assistance

MrsERod Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:27 PM

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Welcome All to Our Administration!!

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:30 PM

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Moehick Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:33 PM

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Yeah...now we can party!!!!

Mrs. President...what should the Inaugural ball be titled?

MrsERod Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:34 PM

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Posted by Moehick

Yeah...now we can party!!!!

Mrs. President...what should the Inaugural ball be titled?

Even more important - what's there to drink!!!!????

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:36 PM

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Hmmmm i leave the nameing of the ball up to the spokesperson

I GOTS SOME KILLIANS HERE!

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:39 PM

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I got some smirnoff razz and orange twist
some black house
tequila
Mailbu (pineapple )
AND for the italians Lemoncello and Melloncello

Moehick Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:41 PM

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Posted by oct.2004bride

Hmmmm i leave the nameing of the ball up to the spokesperson

I GOTS SOME KILLIANS HERE!

Spokesperson...Where are you?

Moehick Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:42 PM

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I have some Grain alcohol...it is banned in 45 states but being security and all I was able to get my hands on it.

I know it is a rough drink ladies but we have to be though if we are going to fight fakies.

I am cutting up apples to put in it right now

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:46 PM

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Posted by Moehick

I have some Grain alcohol...it is banned in 45 states but being security and all I was able to get my hands on it.

I know it is a rough drink ladies but we have to be though if we are going to fight fakies.

I am cutting up apples to put in it right now

UH OH...don't know if i can handle that!

MrsERod Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:46 PM

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Grain Alcohol soaked Apples!!??

oy vey!!

Moehick Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:48 PM

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Didn't you ladies go to college???

C'mon Vice President D**k I know you can handle it

MrsERod Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:49 PM

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Posted by Moehick

Didn't you ladies go to college???

C'mon Vice President D**k I know you can handle it

OK OK .....if you insist...bring some to the GTG so we can all have a swig!!!

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:49 PM

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hells yea...AND a sorority sister...no grain for me...
i stick with the hard fruity alcohol

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:50 PM

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Moe isn't coming to the GTG
She has obligations

Moehick Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:51 PM

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Posted by oct.2004bride

hells yea...AND a sorority sister...no grain for me...
i stick with the hard fruity alcohol

As our Security Advisor i would have to advise against the fruity drinks Mrs President.

We don't want anyone to think our leader is a fruit...or worse tart!!!

Moehick Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:52 PM

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Posted by oct.2004bride

Moe isn't coming to the GTG
She has obligations

I know....work every Sat and grad school on Sunday but starting in July I will be free both days

RedHead Posted: Jan 22, 2005 07:55 PM

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Posted by Moehick

Posted by oct.2004bride

hells yea...AND a sorority sister...no grain for me...
i stick with the hard fruity alcohol

As our Security Advisor i would have to advise against the fruity drinks Mrs President.

We don't want anyone to think our leader is a fruit...or worse tart!!!