Overheard in NY

Diagnosis: Dipsy Doodles Dementia

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Teen boy #1: So the other day I was watching TV and I said out loud, 'F***, I wish I didn't just eat all those Doritos.' And then I was like, 'Wait, I didn't just eat any Doritos.' And now I'm like, 'Maybe I had one wish and I blew it on Doritos.' You know?
Teen boy #2: Damn, dawg. That s***s.

--D train