OverheardinNewYork.com teaches a lesson

Promoter guy: Come see a great comedy show tonight! The tickets are just $5!
Chick: I can't, I have to study.
Promoter guy: Oh come on, you don't have to study.
Chick: I actually do, sorry.
Promoter guy: Studying will never get you anywhere.
Chick: Yeah, I'll remember that next time I'm selling $5 tickets in the snow.

--West 3rd and Sullivan

I love her!!

I envy people that are quick-witted like that.

I am that guy who thinks of good comebacks like 1 hour later.

SHE ROCKS!!!

Very good!!

I'm printing this out and tomorrow morning distributing it to 5 students in my senior year economics class who have averages that fall in the range of 12-32... yes, that's out of 100% and they need the course to graduate...

I guess they are future ticket sellers.

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Posted by David'sbride

I'm printing this out and tomorrow morning distributing it to 5 students in my senior year economics class who have averages that fall in the range of 12-32... yes, that's out of 100% and they need the course to graduate...

I guess they are future ticket sellers.

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12-32? Wow.
Hope that it gives them a wake up call!

The funny thing is - I sold tickets like that briefly right after college - I mean, just for 1 day and then decided I missed my dignity....

That's awesome! My FH is really good at coming up with quick-witted comments like that. I usually take a little longer, but sometimes I come up with a few good ones. I'm not as consistent as my FH though

I absolutely love that website!
It's hysterical!

I love that website!

There's one here called www.themanwhofellasleep.com

I think my favorite is

Oooh... a coat hanger! A home abortion kit!

or

Careful. There's a capuccino behind you



ETA: Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie.

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Posted by usuk2004
Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie.

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Sometimes I wonder....
'We can have two weeks in Florida, having sex with alligators.'