Palebride!

APRIUMS!!! PLUMCOTS!!! STRAWSLE SPROUTS!!

GRA-PPLES!!! GRA-PPLES!!!

BRUSSELBERRY!!!!!

There was a time when I thought my cat was the most evil being on earth......now, I know better.
You are the true devil here.

And, so you know your competition.....my loving cat, Gunnar, used to sleep on the bed with me for the SOLE PURPOSE of being there when I woke up to BITE ME. Every Morning I would awake to the tingle of my skin being ripped off my arm.

Congratulations on this accomplishment.
Perhaps in tonight's dream, I'll be the one shopping for fake fruit in my wedding dress, with an orange and white cat dangling from my arm
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Remember my cat story from last week? Well, I stopped by my parents' house last night to drop something off and to give Old Pure Evil a hug! I ended up cleaning her ears and clipping her nails while she sulked and my father watched with thinly-veiled glee!!

Please please please come by and try to clean out Gunnar's ears.....or clip his back claws.....or, hell - even give the old guy a hug......it's great fun to see the anger with which he greets any sort of affection!
He's my little lovebug!!!!