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Panties cause cellulite

JessicaM. Posted:

Panties cause cellulite

a 'leading' doctor said that wearing panties can cause and/or contribute to the 'build up' of cellulite in the area around the thigh/buttock where the panty elastic holds into your skin...he recommends THONGS, which allow the freedom of the skin and allow the 'toxins' to be released..

I have no freakin' idea if this is true or not, but I am throwing EVERY pair of NON-THONG panties away as soon as I get home!
Naunie Posted:

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I dunno...
I wear thongs, and my @ss looks like abag of ricotta cheese stepped on by a pair of kleets.
lcherian Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

I dunno...
I wear thongs, and my @ss looks like abag of ricotta cheese stepped on by a pair of kleets.



OMG TOOO FUNNY!!!! i laugh cuz that's me!
LT708 Posted:

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SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.

he recommends THONGS, which allow the freedom of the skin and allow the 'toxins' to be released..



that 'leading' doctor is probably just a 'thong man' trying to pull one over on all the women of the world. I wonder if pants hold in toxins too
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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I bet he says that wearing bras impedes the release of toxins, too.

SuzBride Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I bet he says that wearing bras impedes the release of toxins, too.



clothing in general but only for women of course
johnsae Posted:

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woo-hoo - all I own is thongs
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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If you send him pics of your cellulite free azz, then maybe you can be featured in his study!

JessicaM. Posted:

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Posted by SuzBride


Posted by JanuaryBride06

I bet he says that wearing bras impedes the release of toxins, too.



clothing in general but only for women of course



cleary it's b/c men don't suffer from cellulite...just pattern baldness, beer bellies, love handles and an overabundance of hair...

I wonder how wife beaters and boxes cause all of that?!
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.

cleary it's b/c men don't suffer from cellulite...just pattern baldness, beer bellies, love handles and an overabundance of hair...

I wonder how wife beaters and boxes cause all of that?!



Maybe watching porn causes them to lose the hair on their head and find it in undesirable places?
CLMon7906 Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by JessicaM.

cleary it's b/c men don't suffer from cellulite...just pattern baldness, beer bellies, love handles and an overabundance of hair...

I wonder how wife beaters and boxes cause all of that?!



Maybe watching porn causes them to lose the hair on their head and find it in undesirable places?



i don't wear thongs and my a$$ looks great.
qdavis Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

I dunno...
I wear thongs, and my @ss looks like abag of ricotta cheese stepped on by a pair of kleets.



LMAO!!!!
Blu-ize Posted:

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No cellulite...no thongs..

I have disproven his theory!
klingklang77 Posted:

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Posted by Blu-ize

No cellulite...no thongs..

I have disproven his theory!



same here! i dont wear thongs anyway, i am prone to UTIs.
mtdr1106 Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

I dunno...
I wear thongs, and my @ss looks like abag of ricotta cheese stepped on by a pair of kleets.




OMG.....

i am literally laughing @ my computer screen like a weirdo!!
MichLiz213 Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.


Posted by SuzBride


Posted by JanuaryBride06

I bet he says that wearing bras impedes the release of toxins, too.



clothing in general but only for women of course



cleary it's b/c men don't suffer from cellulite...just pattern baldness, beer bellies, love handles and an overabundance of hair...

I wonder how wife beaters and boxes cause all of that?!



Seriously, how did this doctor conduct his research??? And what does a man know about panties and thongs (unless he's a male stripper)?
scappy123 Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

I dunno...
I wear thongs, and my @ss looks like abag of ricotta cheese stepped on by a pair of kleets.




OMG, I almost peed my pants when I read your comment, and almost again the second time i read it.
lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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I only wear thongs anyway... I did hear that bras do affect something and may be realted to breast cancer

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