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PEEPS FOR RANSOM

tommybride Posted:

PEEPS FOR RANSOM

ooh it the most wonderful time of the YEEEEAAAARR
I love halloween.
and so do the peeps.
and so do peep mushers

to all you peep defenders out there
Im holding these peeps for ransom.
they will be released once I get my wishes fulfilled

1. 100 dollars cash
2. grooms section on liweddings
3. playstation 2
4. make me a sandwich

I will Kill 1 PEEP every 24 hours untill my needs are met

this is your first warning
its 1:19 now
in 24 hours a peep will die

how many can you save

ps. I can get more
I CAN UP the STAKES at any time
tommybride Posted:

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im not kidding
LizD Posted:

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Defenders - we need to plan a sneak attack. We will not negotiate with the musher-pooper peeporists!!!! We need to start holding secret meetings!!!

tommybride Posted:

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TIME IS TICKING

TIC TOC TIC TOC
acp1101 Posted:

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Tommybride....

You are TOO freakin funny!!!
kelly6273 Posted:

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MrsTC Posted:

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tommy - welcome to LIW. You have now become one of us. Making up topics to get drama started! LOL
Chloegirl Posted:

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This is hysterical!!
tommybride Posted:

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the only thing different about me is that im good at it.

Xelindrya Posted:

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LOL


As if you'll ONLY kill one per 24 hours??

So cute
tommybride Posted:

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I want my 100 in cooll cash
I want my playstation delivered to my doorstep
I want my grooms forum now
and I want my sandwich with ham and swiss

I will up the stakes if my demands arent met in 24 hours.... oh wait its now only 14hours 15 minutes left
Xelindrya Posted:

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Show us the weapon you plan to use on these innocent little peeps!

Empty Threats!!
(empty calories too)

jannshari Posted:

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Go ahead. Do it. Just remember, for every peep you kill, we can go out and get 10 more. It's a vicious cycle that never ends. I think they're Hindi, those peeps. They just get reincarnated over and over...and then you better watch out. The giant peep overlord is gonna come to YOUR house.

BTW, I'm neither a smoosher nor a defender. I'm a sh*t stirrer, or, since I prefer to be somewhat couth some of the times, a fecal spoon, if you will.
Xelindrya Posted:

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oh god!!
fecal spoon??

I got an instant image of those gormet chocolate dipped spoons you find in stores..

EWWW


Hope you didnt have corn for dinner.
tommybride Posted:

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wow
the FECAL SPOON
that rules
tommybride Posted:

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jannshari
that may have been the single most funny post I have ever read
thats deffinitly my type of humor

but you best be careful how you use that humor
it might get your posts deleted like me

good work. you may have just saved a peep
well see how I feel in an hour
jannshari Posted:

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Xel - eeeew on the corn thing. AND the chocolate dipped spoon. At least I didn't give a visual.

That is the last time you'll hear that from me, though. I promise. And if I have saved even one peep, I have done my good deed for the day.

Tommybride (wondering why you didn't go with PaleGroom, BTW), I'm a sick, twisted person with a warped sense of humor. And I make no apologies for it.
Xelindrya Posted:

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Hey.. I only call them as I see them! (or mentally imagine them)!

jannshari Posted:

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Bleh. I'm never eating corn again, that's for sure.
Jordan Posted:

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Hysterical thread! I'm DEF a musher - I can't stand those d a m n things.

Jannshari - aside from being hysterical, the pic of you in your profile reminds me of a painting. I have the postcard somewhere at home but I'm on a mad search now to find it online.

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