Probably the only Britney VMA link that still works

Yeah

So - why did she dance like she was just marking time? I mean, it's not like she needs to ever save her breath to sing or anything.

Nice extensions.

She looked insanely insecure. So you'd think that she'd wear a costume that made her look remotely good. I don't think that the body is bad as much as she doesn't seem comfortable with it.

But yeah, rock those hot pants and that bra on stage.

Most amusing part: expressionless celebrity shots as they watched.

Sadness for her. I think she would have looked hot if she had gone with short shorts and a tank top instead of the bra dealio. I could forgive her god awful lip sincing if she had put a little more effort into her dancing.

Edited: Her not you. Forgive not forgiver.

I feel bad for her.

I think she looked crazy. Like crazy person crazy.

And I felt really really bad.

I feel awful for her, too. I can't hate her - I don't want to.

She could have sold it better had she danced her asss off. But she looks like she didn't even want to be there.

The expressionless/confused celebrity shots were priceless.

It wouldn't have been so bad if she nailed the dancing.

They said that she was supposed to wear a corset type thing and got into a fight or something with her wardrobe and make-up people right beforehand and decided to just nix the top.